I hate and despise all of these individuals. They have subjected us to the worst cultural degeneracy. They are:
Petrus Abaelardus (1079 - 1142) Hildegard von Bingen (1098 - 1179) Pérotin Magister (c. 1155 - c. 1250) Léonin Magister (fl. c. 1150 - 1201?) Philippe Le Chancelier (c. 1165 - 1236) Walter von Der Vogelweide (c. 1170 - c. 1230) Alfonso X "El Sabio" (1221 - 1284) Philippe de Vitry (1291 - 1361) Pierre Des Molins (fl. c. 1375) Ghirardello da Firenza (fl. c. 1375) Lorenzo da Firenza (fl. c. 1375) Jacopo da Bologna (fl. c. 1375) Guillaume de Machaut (c. 1300 - 1377) Francesco Landini (1325 - 1397) Pycard (fl. c. 1390) Franchois Lebertoul (fl. c. 1400) Johannes Ciconia (c. 1335 - 1411) Early Renaissance - 15th Century
Leonel Power (? - 1445) Walter Frye (fl. c. 1450) John Dunstable (c. 1380 - 1453) Guillaume Dufay (1400 - 1474) Johannes Brassart (c. 1405 - c. 1450) John Browne (? - 1498) Johannes Ockeghem (1420 - 1497) Antoine Busnoys (1430 - 1492) Richard Hygons (c. 1435 - c. 1509) Josquin Des Préz (1440 - 1521) Alexander Agricola (c. 1446 - 1506) Edmund Turges (c. 1450 - ?) Walter Lambe (c. 1450 - after 1499) Robert Wylkynson (c. 1450 - 1515 or later) Heinrich Isaac (c. 1450 - 1517) Jacob Obrecht (1457 or 1458 - 1505) Jean Mouton (1459 - 1522) Gijon (fl. c. 1460 - 1500) Francisco de la Torre (fl. c. 1460 - 1500) Juan de Triana (fl. c. 1460 - 1500) Antoine Brumel (c. 1460 - c. 1515) Pierre de la Rue (1460 - 1518) Robert Fayrfax (1464 - 1521) Richard Davy (c. 1465 - c. 1507) William Cornysh (c. 1465 - 1523) Juan Del Encina (1468 - 1529) High Renaissance - 16th Century
Francisco de Penalosa (1470 - 1528) Luis de Narvaez (fl. c. 1540) Giovanni Battista Conforti (fl. c. 1550) Jean l'Heritier (1480 - 1552) Gasparo Alberti (c. 1480 - c. 1560) Robert Carver (1484 - 1568) Nicholas Ludford (1485 - 1557) Clement Janequin (1485 - 1558) Ludwig Senfl (c. 1486 - c. 1543) Costanzo Festa (c. 1490 - 1545) John Taverner (c. 1490 - 1545) Nicolas Gombert (c. 1490 - c. 1556) Adrian Willaert (c. 1490 - 1562) Francesco da Milano (1497 - 1543) Heliodoro de Paiva (c. 1500 - 1552) Philippe Verdelot (c. 1500 - before 1552) Christóbal de Morales (c. 1500 - 1553) Marco da l'Aquila (fl. c. 1505 - 1555) Jacques Arcadelt (1505 - 1568) Christopher Tye (c. 1505 - 1572) Thomas Tallis (c. 1505 - 1585) Bálint Bakfark (1507 - 1576) Johannes Lupi (1510 - 1539) Jacobus Clemens Non Papa (c. 1510 or 1515 - c. 1555 or 1556) Guillaume Morlaye (c. 1510 - c. 1558) Antonio de Cabezón (c. 1510
... keep reading on reddit ➡Meadowsweet
Meadowsweet, Filipendula ulmaria, is a common wild flower in the countryside, found growing in damp meadows and woods, on roadside verges, along hedgerows and near streams, it usually flowers between June and September.
Its frothy tufts of delicate, graceful, creamy white flowers have a distinctive, sweet fragrance,possibly one of the reasons for its common name, and its fern-like foliage is green on top and silver underneath, it also towers over most other wildflowers, growing up to 2 to 4 ft high on a red angular stalk.
As a native wildflower it plays a vital role in our ecology supporting at least 75 invertebrate species as a larval host, including 23 species of moths, these are some of the species it supports;
Leaf beetles
Many species of leaf beetle feed as adults or larvae upon the foliage or flowers of Meadowsweet, these include; Galerucella tenella, [the Strawberry Leaf beetle](https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=galerucella+tenella&client=safari&hl=en-gb&prmd=imsvn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&amp
... keep reading on reddit ➡#[Bundesliga 1 - 2020/2021 Matchday 24] #FT: 90' Bayern Munich 4-2 Borussia Dortmund
Match Info:
Date: March 06, 2021
Time: 18:30 (Europe/Berlin)
Venue: Allianz Arena
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Recent form
Bayern Munich: WLDWWW
Borussia Dortmund: WWDLWL
Lineups:
Bayern Munich - 4-2-3-1
Starting XI: Manuel Neuer, Niklas Süle, Jérôme Boateng, David Alaba, Alphonso Davies, Joshua Kimmich, Leon Goretzka, Leroy Sané, Thomas Müller, Kingsley Coman, Robert Lewandowski
Substitutes: Ron-Thorben Hoffmann, Bouna Sarr, Lucas Hernández, Serge Gnabry, Marc Roca, Javi Martínez, Tiago Dantas, Jamal Musiala, Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting
Coach: H. Flick
Borussia Dortmund - 3-4-2-1
Starting XI: Marwin Hitz, Emre Can, Mats Hummels, Dan-Axel Zagadou, Thomas Meunier, Mahmoud Dahoud, Thomas Delaney, Nico Schulz, Marco Reus, Thorgan Hazard, Erling Braut Haaland
Substitutes: Roman Bürki, Łukasz Piszczek, Mateu Morey, Jude Bellingham, Reinier, Felix Passlack, Julian Brandt, Steffen Tigges, Youssoufa Moukoko
Coach: E. Terzić
Referee: Marco Fritz, Germany
Match Stats:
| Bayern Munich | Borussia Dortmund | |
|---|---|---|
| 8 | Shots On Goal | 3 |
| 12 | Shots Off Goal | 1 |
| 18 | Shots inside box | 2 |
| 8 | Shots outside box | 2 |
| 26 | Total Shots | 4 |
| 6 | Blocked Shots | 0 |
| 8 | Fouls | 12 |
| 6 | Corner Kicks | 0 |
| 0 | Offsides | 2 |
| 65% | Ball Possession | 35% |
| 1 | Yellow Cards | 1 |
| 0 | Red Cards | 0 |
| 1 | Goalkeeper Saves | 4 |
| 652 | Total passes | 355 |
| 560 | Pass accuracy | 250 |
| 86% | Passes % | 70% |
Match events
0' KICKOFF!
2' GOAL! Scored by E. Haaland (Borussia Dortmund)
9' GOAL! Scored by E. Haaland (Borussia Dortmund)
26' GOAL! Scored by R. Lewandowski (Bayern Munich)
28' Yellow Card for R. Lewandowski (Bayern Munich)
29' Yellow Card for T. Meunier (Borussia Dortmund)
44' Penalty scored by R. Lewandowski (Bayern Munich)
60' Substitution: J. Brandt for Thorgan Hazard (Borussia Dortmund)
60' Substitution: S. Tigges for E. Haaland (Borussia Dortmund)
66' Substitution: S. Gnabry for K. Coman (Bayern Munich)
70' Substitution: Mateu Morey for D. Zagadou (Borussia Dortmund)
70' Substitution: J. Bellingham for T. Delaney (Borussia Dortmund)
70' Substitution: Javi Martínez for J. Boateng (Bayern Munich)
**77
... keep reading on reddit ➡Salutations, delicious friends. I need a helping Hand, but I have little to give in return. To cut it short: I like to roleplay. My character wants a falcon. I found out that Whitsun offers one. But someone would have to send me an enlightened percipiant egg. I dont have any Pennys left (let's just say that i have a new Coat) and wont be able to return the favor. If I could do anything else for you, I will do it.
Felix Hoffmann, a Gentleman with Charisma but without falcon
Phil
Me: Hi pregnant, I'm Dad!
Wife: No you're not.
Champions League 2020/21 - Group Stage Matchday 5
## Atletico Madrid VS. FC Bayern München
Date: December 1st, 2020
Time: 21:00 CET
Venue: Wanda Metropolitano, Madrid
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Recent Form (right most recent):
| FC Bayern München | Atletico Madrid | Player Status |
|---|---|---|
| Davies | - | Injured |
| Kimmich | - | Injured |
| Goretzka | - | Injured |
| Tolisso | - | Injured |
| Roca | - | Suspended |
Nübel - Hernandez, Arrey-Mbi, Sarr, Süle - Javi Martinez , Alaba - Costa, Musiala, L. Sané - Choupo-Moting
R. Hoffmann, Schneller - J. Boateng, Pavard, Richards, Coman, Gnabry, T. Müller, Stiller, Zaiser, Zirkzee
Oblak - Trippier , Savic , Gimenez , Hermoso - Koke , Saul Niguez , Llorente , Carrasco - Joao Felix , Correa
Grbic, San Roman - Felipe, Renan Lodi, Herrera, Lemar, Sanabria, Torreira, Valera, Vitolo, Camello, Saponjic
#FT: Fortuna Düsseldorf 0-3 VfL Bochum
VfL Bochum scorers: Simon Zoller (12'), Gerrit Holtmann (35'), Soma Novothny (87')
Venue: Merkur Spielarena
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Fortuna Düsseldorf
Florian Kastenmeier, Kevin Danso, Andre Hoffmann, Leonardo Koutris, Matthias Zimmermann, Jakub Piotrowski (Felix Klaus), Marcel Sobottka (Edgar Prib), Adam Bodzek (Alfredo Morales), Rouwen Hennings, Kristoffer Peterson (Brandon Borrello), Dawid Kownacki.
Subs: Raphael Wolf, Florian Hartherz, Luka Krajnc, Christoph Klarer, Kelvin Ofori.
^____________________________
VfL Bochum
Manuel Riemann, Maxim Leitsch, Armel Kotchap, Danilo Soares, Cristian Gamboa, Robert Zulj, Robert Tesche (Thomas Eisfeld), Anthony Losilla, Simon Zoller (Soma Novothny), Gerrit Holtmann, Herbert Bockhorn (Milos Pantovic).
Subs: Patrick Drewes, Raman Chibsah, Saulo Decarli, Silvere Ganvoula M'Boussy, Baris Ekincier, Tarsis Bonga.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
12' Goal! Fortuna Düsseldorf 0, VfL Bochum 1848 1. Simon Zoller (VfL Bochum 1848) right footed shot from very close range to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Gerrit Holtmann with a cross.
59' On: Milos Pantovic|Off: Herbert Bockhorn
59' On: Alfredo Morales|Off: Adam Bodzek
59' On: Felix Klaus|Off: Jakub Piotrowski
62' Alfredo Morales Yellow Card
68' On: Thomas Eisfeld|Off: Robert Tesche
71' On: Brandon Borrello|Off: Kristoffer Peterson
71' On: Edgar Prib|Off: Marcel Sobottka
76' Danilo Soares (VfL Bochum 1848) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
82' On: Soma Novothny|Off: Simon Zoller
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Sudden Lee
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
So far nobody has given me a straight answer
..... Will get a reward.
I am currently in the hospital. I had a back operation yesterday. The surgical nurse came in my room and started asking questions about my back. She asked me if I had any falls during the last year. I responded just one. It was after summer.
She laughed and said in 20 years of doing this she never was told that joke.
Because they work on many levels
Well, toucan play at that game.
Argon does not react.
Windows
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
She said apple-lutely
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
To get to the... Bottom...
(as told by my 5yo son, I'm so proud)
Japan.
"No, the regular kind!" I laughed.
second hand stores!
it's Hans free now..
Old Neeeeiiiiighvy
Meadowsweet
Meadowsweet, Filipendula ulmaria, is a common wild flower in the countryside, found growing in damp meadows and woods, on roadside verges, along hedgerows and near streams, it usually flowers between June and September.
Its frothy tufts of delicate, graceful, creamy white flowers have a distinctive, sweet fragrance,possibly one of the reasons for its common name, and its fern-like foliage is green on top and silver underneath, it also towers over most other wildflowers, growing up to 2 to 4 ft high on a red angular stalk.
As a native wildflower it plays a vital role in our ecology supporting at least 75 invertebrate species as a larval host, including 23 species of moths, these are some of the species it supports;
Leaf beetles
Many species of leaf beetle feed as adults or larvae upon the foliage or flowers of Meadowsweet, these include; Galerucella tenella, [the Strawberry Leaf beetle](https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=galerucella+tenella&client=safari&hl=en-gb&prmd=imsvn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&
... keep reading on reddit ➡Meadowsweet
Meadowsweet, Filipendula ulmaria, is a common wild flower in the countryside, found growing in damp meadows and woods, on roadside verges, along hedgerows and near streams, it usually flowers between June and September.
Its frothy tufts of delicate, graceful, creamy white flowers have a distinctive, sweet fragrance,possibly one of the reasons for its common name, and its fern-like foliage is green on top and silver underneath, it also towers over most other wildflowers, growing up to 2 to 4 ft high on a red angular stalk.
As a native wildflower it plays a vital role in our ecology supporting at least 75 invertebrate species as a larval host, including 23 species of moths, these are some of the species it supports;
Leaf beetles
Many species of leaf beetle feed as adults or larvae upon the foliage or flowers of Meadowsweet, these include; Galerucella tenella, [the Strawberry Leaf beetle](https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=galerucella+tenella&client=safari&hl=en-gb&prmd=imsvn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&
... keep reading on reddit ➡[Bundesliga 1 - 2020/2021 Matchday 24]
#Bayern Munich 4-2 Borussia Dortmund
Match Info:
Lineups:
Bayern Munich - 4-2-3-1
Starting XI: Manuel Neuer, Niklas Süle, Jérôme Boateng, David Alaba, Alphonso Davies, Joshua Kimmich, Leon Goretzka, Leroy Sané, Thomas Müller, Kingsley Coman, Robert Lewandowski
Substitutes: Ron-Thorben Hoffmann, Bouna Sarr, Lucas Hernández, Serge Gnabry, Marc Roca, Javi Martínez, Tiago Dantas, Jamal Musiala, Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting
Coach: H. Flick
Borussia Dortmund - 3-4-2-1
Starting XI: Marwin Hitz, Emre Can, Mats Hummels, Dan-Axel Zagadou, Thomas Meunier, Mahmoud Dahoud, Thomas Delaney, Nico Schulz, Marco Reus, Thorgan Hazard, Erling Braut Haaland
Substitutes: Roman Bürki, Łukasz Piszczek, Mateu Morey, Jude Bellingham, Reinier, Felix Passlack, Julian Brandt, Steffen Tigges, Youssoufa Moukoko
Coach: E. Terzić
Referee: Marco Fritz, Germany
Match Stats:
| Bayern Munich | Borussia Dortmund | |
|---|---|---|
| 65% | Ball Possession | 35% |
| 26 | Total Shots | 4 |
| 8 | Shots On Goal | 3 |
| 12 | Shots Off Goal | 1 |
| 18 | Shots inside box | 2 |
| 8 | Shots outside box | 2 |
| 6 | Blocked Shots | 0 |
| 8 | Fouls | 12 |
| 6 | Corner Kicks | 0 |
| 0 | Offsides | 2 |
| 1 | Yellow Cards | 1 |
| 0 | Red Cards | 0 |
| 1 | Goalkeeper Saves | 4 |
| 652 | Total passes | 355 |
| 560 | Successful passes | 250 |
| 86% | Pass success rate | 70% |
Match events
0' KICKOFF!
2' GOAL! Scored by E. Haaland (Borussia Dortmund)
9' GOAL! Scored by E. Haaland (Borussia Dortmund)
26' GOAL! Scored by R. Lewandowski (Bayern Munich)
28' Yellow Card for R. Lewandowski (Bayern Munich)
29' Yellow Card for T. Meunier (Borussia Dortmund)
44' Penalty scored by R. Lewandowski (Bayern Munich)
60' Substitution: J. Brandt for Thorgan Hazard (Borussia Dortmund)
60' Substitution: S. Tigges for E. Haaland (Borussia Dortmund)
66' Substitution: S. Gnabry for K. Coman (Bayern Munich)
70' Substitution: Mateu Morey for D. Zagadou (Borussia Dortmund)
70' Substitution: J. Bellingham for T. Delaney (Borussia Dortmund)
70' Substitution: Javi Martínez for J. Boateng (Bayern Munich)
77' Substitution: Reinier for Marco Reus (Borussia Dortmund)
88' GOAL! Scored by L. Goretzka (Bayern Munich)
90' GOAL! Scored by R. Lewandowski (Bayern Munich)
90' Substitution: E. Choupo-Moting for T. Müller (Bayern Munich)
90' Substitution: L. Hernández for L. Sané (Bayern Munich)
**90
... keep reading on reddit ➡Champions League 2020/21 - Group Stage Matchday 5
## Atletico Madrid VS. FC Bayern München
Date: December 1st, 2020
Time: 21:00 CET
Venue: Wanda Metropolitano, Madrid
Want to chat live with other fans ? Join our official r/fcbayern Discord
Recent Form (right most recent):
| FC Bayern München | Atletico Madrid | Player Status |
|---|---|---|
| Davies | - | Injured |
| Kimmich | - | Injured |
| Goretzka | - | Injured |
| Tolisso | - | Injured |
| Roca | - | Suspended |
Nübel - Hernandez, Arrey-Mbi, Sarr, Süle - Javi Martinez , Alaba - Costa, Musiala, L. Sané - Choupo-Moting
R. Hoffmann, Schneller - J. Boateng, Pavard, Richards, Coman, Gnabry, T. Müller, Stiller, Zaiser, Zirkzee
Oblak - Trippier , Savic , Gimenez , Hermoso - Koke , Saul Niguez , Llorente , Carrasco - Joao Felix , Correa
Grbic, San Roman - Felipe, Renan Lodi, Herrera, Lemar, Sanabria, Torreira, Valera, Vitolo, Camello, Saponjic
