Wife: 'Have you seen my lip balm?'
Me: 'Aww, are your lovely lips feelin' like cowboy hips?'
her: '...What?'
Me: '.... Chapped?'
At The Zoo
Son: The touch tank is open! Me: Yeah, I'm really not feelin' it
Feeling Chinese?
Dad: What does everybody want for dinner tonight?
Brother: Im feelin Chinese.
Dad: How's it feel?
Brother: -_-
