Marvel just announced the first MCU film to feature trans woman heroes.
Brand new 5G phone with features that are totally uncalled for:
What’s a pirates favourite feature in a romantic partner?
New kind of candle that you need to turn on to use
Disney+ announced a new show featuring Wong from Dr Strange. He is going to be teaming up with another version of himself to help people across the multiverse.
The title is "Two Wongs Make it Right"
What do you call a coffee house festival featuring short stories by felons?
It's not a bug, it's a feature!
Have you heard about that movie called Constipation?
Have you heard about the children’s musical group featuring metal music from Germany?
They’re called Sharon, Lois and Brammstein.
Apple is releasing a new major product that has more features than the average stone but will only be released in the middle east
Jimmy the Ace is a notorious mobster who got his nickname because he plays tennis. His distinctive feature is his tennis themed jewels
What do you call a humoristic car?
to the person who stole my spectacles....with help I will find you.
What's Spiderman's best feature?
He's an excellent parker with great morales.
All web developers hate finding bugs in their work
What does it mean when your nose runs and your feet smell?
You're built upside down!
There’s this concert that’s only 45 cents
50 Cent featuring Nickelback
IRL post. My wife and I are looking to buy a swing for our son's 1st birthday. She tells me all the features and says to me it's £60 with delivery and I say....
"I think we can swing that"
Proudest dad joke yet as it flowed so naturally
Is this sub still active?
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
My kid just gave me this one...DEFINITION OF "TENNIS BALL"
Where tennis champions go to dance.
When someone told me the Lord of The Rings: Return Of The King featured elf songs I was a little disappointed
But it was in the title all along and I should have expected an appearance from Elvish Presley.
My nieces asked me to kill a wasp for them...
I told the that that's a feature of "Uncle Premium" and their attitudes only get them the basic subscription!
Just went to a performance of The Hallelujah Chorus which featured several ewes in the choir
It was Baaaaaaaroque music.
grins sheepishly
Did you hear the one about the pirate game with missing facial features?
They had to release an eye patch!
One of Shakespeare's works features a man who worked extra hours greeting people.
Weird... my new Bluetooth headset came with a feature that deletes all the German contacts from your phonebook...
I guess you could say I'm Hans Free
🙄
I've just released my new album, Silhouettes.
It doesn't have any features.
Whatsapp has changed its feature previously known as ‘marked as read’
Did you hear about the band that got cancelled by PETA for their album art featuring trees made of flesh?
They caught a lot of meatwood flack
Have you ever tried to catch a fog?
I tried yesterday and I mist.
There's this new movie featuring manual laborers
"Blue is the warmest collar".
"The Epic Split" featuring Jean Claude Van Damme
A man called 911 after his 76 year old mother wandered out of the family home during the night. When asked what she had been wearing and if she had any personally identifying features about her, he advised she was barefoot, half naked and had a visible scar from her hysterectomy.
The dispatcher replied, “So... no shirt, no shoes, no cervix?”
Did you hear about the photographer that always caught people's worst features?
She was a poor-traits artist.
If I had to choose one feature on my face...
I guess that means it's a feature
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
What concert is worth 45 cents?
50 cent featuring Nickelback.
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback! 🙃
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