Diarrhea isn't your fault;
I know who's at fault for earthquakes happening
My wife tells me I have 2 major Faults
I don't listen,and... something else
It’s not my fault that I gained weight during the pandemic.
I caught the Om-nom-nom-icron variant.
My daughter came to me for help with her science homework about tectonic plates. She asked what I knew about them. I told her,
"Our understanding of tectonic plates is always shifting."
My dad always told me “don’t be quick to find faults”.
Good man, terrible geologist.
What’s yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?
What do you call someone who finds faults with your knitting?
Whomever created the calendar is responsible for humanity’s inevitable doom.
It’s their fault our days are numbered.
A bunch of books fell on me yesterday, but I couldn’t find anyone at fault in the accident.
I only have my shelf to blame.
A seismologist makes a discovery along an active fault line.
It’s absolutely groundbreaking.
My wife claims I have 2 major faults
My unwillingness to listen, and, eh, some other thing.
My talking washing machine broke down today and started complaining that it was my fault,
I said, no one talks to me like that, you're out of order
Aussies have gotten really good at one thing in tennis
I hate elevators
Every time I get on them, they are always either up to something or just putting me down. I had to get in contact with a therapist because I feel like it’s my fault for pushing their buttons. Thankfully, I’ve been able to take steps to avoid them.
What's The Difference Between Roast Beef and Pea Soup?
You can roast beef, but you can't pea soup.
Okay, I got that from iCarly, but it's not my fault that Spencer (Jerry Trainor) is legendary. XD
Why should you never date a seismologist?
She’s always looking for faults.
totally not his fault, can understand
So *you* didn't receive my email and now it's *my* fault!?
I'm not a very good electrician
People are shocked when they find out.
I farted in an Apple store, and everyone looked at me funny.
But it's not my fault the place doesn't have Windows.
It's the pilot's fault.
See a story about a pilot didn't remember his correct destination. Look at my 19 year old son and say "He just plane forgot!"
His eyes rolled like that boulder in Indiana Jones
My dad says I blame people for my mistakes all the time...
It's all his fault for raising me that way.
I was suprised Green Bay lost.
I thought Aaron Rodgers had a shot.
You can't fault kid logic
I asked my nephew how old his dad was and he replied "six". I said how can he only be six if you're six?
He said "because he's only been a dad since I was born"
What did one tectonic plate say to the other when it bumped into it?
It wasn't my computer's fault it was me, but the computer just wasn't working for me...
I decided to hit the reset button in "relationship."
I went out the garden this afternoon and got sunburnt. It was my own fault...
We had a devastating earthquake recently
The Mayor says it was all his fault
My mom told me the first step towards recovery is admitting your fault
So I asked if that’s why people are admitted to the hospital
Did ya'll hear about that huge cheating ring in Tennis?
It was quite the racket.
It's all good though, they caught the people at fault.
The fault after the earthquake was separating the kitchen from my man cave...
The earthquake caused a rift in my marriage.
My wife tells me I have 2 major faults.
I don’t listen, and something else.
My wife tells me I have 2 major faults,
I don't listen - and something else.
My wife says I only have 2 faults..
One was that I don't listen and....something else.
My grandfather always said "Don't be so quick to find faults."
Wonderful man, terrible geologist.
My wife said I only have 2 faults
I don't listen and something else
My dad always told me, "Don't be quick to find faults"...
Good man, terrible geologist...
Don't blame the earthquake on me.
My wife said I have two faults
1.i don’t listen and 2. Something else she said I don’t know
My dad told me “Don’t be quick to find faults”
Great man, terrible geologist
My dad always told me, "Don't be quick to find faults...
Good man, terrible geologist...
If we have an earthquake . . .
My Dad always told me "Don't be quick to find faults."
He was a good man, but a terrible geologist
My dad always told me "don't be quick to find faults."
Good Dad, terrible geologist.
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