I like to listen to music as I fall asleep, so I tuned the radio to the Metal station
I've always been a heavy sleeper.
What do vampires do when they are trying to fall asleep?
Count Draculas.
Why couldn't Jeff Bezos fall asleep?
He didn't have his pajamazon
What do you get when your foot falls asleep?
Comatose.
I just bought a bed that was advertised as making you fall asleep in under 5 minutes. It didn't work.
I guess it's a bunk bed.
Trying to fall asleep a few nights ago, I asked my wife, "If you could have any animal as a pet, what would it be?"
She said, "Cats. They check all my boxes." We let that sink in before we both started laughing.
Is scrolling through Reddit on your phone making you fall asleep?
There’s a nap for that.
My wife says she can't fall asleep after drinking coffee. For me I will the opposite...
...I can't drink coffee after I fall asleep.
If you took all the people in the world who fall asleep during church, and laid them head to toe in a straight line
They’d all be a lot more comfortable
What condition are your toes in when your feet fall asleep?
Comatose
What happens when bread falls asleep?
It goes into a state of comatoast
Listening to smooth jazz always helps me fall asleep.
It a sure way to get my mellow tones in.
How do you get a baby alien to fall asleep?
You rocket
What do camels eat to help them fall asleep?
Camel meals....
Why is it so hard to fall asleep?
Because you're already laying down
Dont fall asleep
You might forget something
And if that happened you wouldn't REMember it.
When you fall asleep with tinnitus, your day is ending on a high note.
It's easy for me to fall asleep.
It's so easy I can do it with my eyes closed.
