My Math Professor takes days off from work by faking minor injuries.
I shouldn’t have taken a class with Dr. Fibin Ouchie.
A group of leprechauns was recently busted for selling fake granite
Yeah, they were sham rocks.
Ok acupuncture skeptics. You can say it’s fake. You can say it’s just a placebo. You can say it’s a scam. BUT...
You can’t say it’s pointless
I got a fake passport to move to Sydney
What did the Monk say when he saw Jesus’s face in fake butter
I CAN’T BELIEVE ITS NOT BUDDHA!
What do you call the space between fake tits?
Told the wife the hair product she bought was fake sh*t. She asked how I knew.
I told her it's literally in the name. Shampoo.
I had no idea my wife put a fake mustache on the squash
When I went to grab it, it caught me off gourd.
What do you call a fake noodle?
If you think about it, we all put fake excrement in our hair
I'm not scared by bees, but I am deathly afraid of fake bees like wasps and yellowjackets.
You might say I have a faux-bee-aahhhh!
What do you call a fake turd?
Forget about "fake news"...
It should be called "infaux".
A chord walked into a bar with a fake ID
Bartender said “Nice try, but you’re just A minor.”
What do you call a fake friendship?
I told a joke about fake butter...
...it was marginally funny.
Nickleback's latest single about fake African quadrupeds
"Look at this faux-giraffe"
Me and my son came across a fake Bamboo plant.
Looks like we got Bamboozled.
Make some noise for fake shit
The question was: "How do people with extremely long fake nails properly wipe their butts after pooping? Saw someone struggling to type on their phone today with those bad boys"
What do you call fake potatoes?
This guy pulled off a 5-month long con with a hidden fake mustache just to make a dad-joke pun...and it’s amazing
To everyone who thinks the moonlanding was fake
Last Christmas we bought a fake Christmas tree...
The guy at the counter asked my dad "are you going to put it up yourself?" To which my dad responded "don't be disgusting... I'm going to put it in the living room."
Awhile ago my roomate moved out, i was cleaning his old room when I stumbled upon a fake mustache in a box under his bed, when i asked him about it he replied:
“You finally found it, my secret stache”
How do you know an amusement park isn't fake?
When you see the ferris wheel.
(Made this joke after a 10 minute argument with my 5 year old niece. She pointed out the ferris wheel and I kept saying "I know... the fair is real.")
I was excited to tell my friends I got a job at the fake foot store, but they wouldn't believe me.
Everyone kept saying it was a faux toe shop.
Fake conflict
People keep talking about the Middle East as if it’s an actual place, but I don’t think it Israel
How can you spot a fake Van Gogh?
On the back, it'll be labeled "Ear-Regular."
Did you hear of that fake metal that was fraudulently sold to companies as "steel"? It turned out to be an alloy mostly made up of tin. Guess you can call it FORGED steel
Did you hear about the guy selling fake Wimbledon tickets?
A guy tried to sell me a fake Picasso, but I didn’t buy it.
I used my artistic lie-sense.
Looking at some fake fruit on the table, my dad said, “oh no!”
What do you call a fake pond fish?
What is the difference between an embarrassing social situation and a fake dad?
Nothing, they're both faux pas.
The moon landing is obviously fake
Like c’mon the moon is still up there. It never landed.
What is a fake wild cat that trips a bunch?
If sham means something's fake
Then is shampoo bullshit?
My job is telling genuine trees apart from fake trees. I was so worried I'd be bad at it but as it happens I'm quite good.
What do you call a fake Lacoste shirt?
This guy pulled off a 5-month long con with a hidden fake mustache just to make a dad joke...and it’s truly amazing
https://i.imgur.com/O6ePcMG.jpg
I can’t imagine what that guy is doing now...what left is there to do in life after reaching the pinnacle of dad jokes.
An inspiration to us all.
What does Trump call kayaks?
The substance you wash your hair with isn’t made from real feces, it’s fake. You could say it’s sham poo.
A guy walks up to the convenience store counter and tries to buy a six pack with a fake $20 bill.
The elderly woman clerk quickly realized it was fake and became enraged!! She started screaming, grabbed his hair and slammed his head on the counter until he was out cold.
She was SO upset she had a counter fit.
You know what you call a fake cow right?
Why doesn’t Donald Trump like wallabies?
People keep saying today is Pi day
But to me, March 14th will always be cake day.
E: wow this blew up, number #2 all time on dad jokes! Thanks for all the metal, can't wait to make it rain on other redditors.
What do you call a fake cell phone?
I found it a good fake text
A study shows that 60% of studies are fake
Please help me with a RYAN pun!
I am having the hardest time making fake wedding hashtags for my friend Ryan and I want to come up with some really clever stuff. Wanna make my day and help me???
Guy: you’re such a fake fan!!!! Air conditioner: ....
I got scammed into buying fake bamboo
That day, I was bamboozled.
I threw a fake plastic turd at my wife's head while she was in the shower.
Maybe now she'll stop complaining that she's out of sham poo.
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