A German women was arrested for faking her taxes
I couldn't tell if the dog truly had to poop or if he was just faking it to go outside.
Turns out he was full of shit.
I caught a person faking being a model
My Math Professor takes days off from work by faking minor injuries.
I shouldn’t have taken a class with Dr. Fibin Ouchie.
What do you call a fake noodle?
What do you call fake headphones?
The Oscars are fake.
They are all paid actors.
What do you call the fake shit you use to wash your hair?
How can dogs tell a real bone from a fake one?
Not actually a fake text convo
What kind of temper tantrums do fake presidents always throw?
What does a person who fakes injuries like to drink?
Fake Music?
What music does a fake Irish singer sing?
Sham-Rock!
Did you know that fake poop is good for your hair?
Yeah, its called sham poo.
What is the most common nationality of the people who manufacture fake pubic hair for tv and movies?
I got a fake medical ID made to get the COVID vaccine, but I was rejected
Last Christmas we bought a fake Christmas tree.
The guy behind the counter said to my dad, "Are you going to put it up yourself?".
Dad replied, "Don't be disgusting, I'm going to put it in the living room."
I, fake a smile so he won't swim
How can you tell when a country isn't fake?
Got my sisters whole family with my dumb owl joke, with a bonus follow up groaner
Me: I don't wanna alarm anyone, but I think someone in this room might be an owl.
Sisters kids: Who? WHO?
Me: gasp OH NO IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!
cue 2 hours of 4 small kids running around the house like nutcases screaming who at each other
Sister: You don't get to tell my kids dad jokes anymore. You're not even a dad
Me: I'm a faux pas
What do you call a fake number puzzle?
Women who fake being pregnant...
Are ovary acting to the situation.
How do you keep a Brit in suspense?
after the accident, he was never the same
Did you hear about the opera singer who faked every performance?
I was working in our store when my son called me over and said, “Two guys came in and tried to give me some fake fifty dollar bills.” I asked. “What did they look like?” He replied...
I'm in big trouble, you guys. I bought a set of fake pushpins and put them by the bulletin board in the IRS break room.
Now I'm wanted for tacks fraud.
Why didn’t the printer print the fake news?
Because he didn’t know the fax!
I used to go out with a girl who used to punch me on my face everytime she had an orgasm
I didn't mind too much, until I found out, she was faking them.
I bought a fake blacksmiths
My son and I were buying cereal...
We were looking at all the 'knock offs' in the giant bags and I told him that he'll never find a knock off of Chex cereal because people who make fake Chex get arrested!
A group of leprechauns was recently busted for selling fake granite
Yeah, they were sham rocks.
What do you call a fake turd?
I own a fake town which is actually a horror theme park and I only let a few people in at a time to keep demand and prices high.
It's called artificial scare-city
What do you call the space between fake tits?
What do you call fake potatoes?
What do you call a fake noodle?
What do you call a fake noodle?
What do you call a fake noodle?
What do you call a fake noodle?
What do you call a fake noodle?
What do you call a fake noodle?
What do you call a fake noodle?
What do you call a fake noodle?
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