Patel was teaching a boy named Ed basic geometry, which he was failing to grasp even on the most basic levels. He mistook squares for triangles, circles for hexagons and so on...

So Patel tried to go to the lowest level and put a dot on the paper.

"What this, Ed?"

"A line?" the boy replied.

"I... I expected more from you. I'm... This a point, Ed."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/alkaath
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My dad had a failing heart and refused to get surgery.

But in the end, he had a change of heart.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jazst
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After failing the test on Pythagoras' Theorem, I wanted to die.

So Hypotenuse.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Power_Burger
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13 2020
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What happened to the failing lawyer with erectile dysfunction

He lost his firm

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/greatreference
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03 2020
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If you’re parachute is failing...

You have the rest of your life to fix it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JammerJake2005
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16 2020
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My dad found out that I am at risk of failing biology

He told me, β€œIf you fail at biology, you fail at life.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yeezuhzz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30 2019
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I got fired from my job at the glass factory for failing to declare my expenses.

Apparently transparency is very important to them.

(I'll let myself out...)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rc538
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25 2019
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My friend was fired from his lumberjack job after failing to cut down a tree 8 times...

He had exceeded the maximum number of loggin' attempts.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BZW77
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18 2018
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I’m a failing, frustrated Doctor trying to decide if I should retire.

I just don’t have the patients...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nkkcmo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 02 2019
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Me coming here to have some laugh after failing every exam like
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Yugvijay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06 2019
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I was the solo support act for minor local rock group, 'Nothing'. My set went terribly. I was out of tune, really nervous, the equipment was failing too. The crowd began to boo and leave in droves.

I said, "you ain't seen Nothing yet!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mittenshape
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 02 2019
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There are 24 kids in my math class. And from the looks of it, 28 of them are failing.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JoshP99
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27 2019
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An old man with failing eyesight fell into a well...

He couldn't see that well

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Draykonslayer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23 2018
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My Mexican friend has been trying hard to achieve a higher rank in the cartel but he's failing every time.

He's criminally underrated to be honest.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17 2019
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Would've been pretty angry about failing, would be pretty heisty
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/simongoose
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10 2017
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I don't understand why record stores are failing

They have record sales every year

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I_Fart_Liquids
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10 2017
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My numbing cream business is failing.

I've been feeling the pinch lately.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27 2018
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What do you call a failing lizard?

A reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nimja_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26 2017
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After failing as a teacher, my brother tried his hand at insect-arachnid cross-breeding.

I'm getting tired of his stupid ant-ticks!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/desireewhitehall
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 19 2018
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My parents asked me why I was failing classes back in school....

so I said I was obeying the sign in the school zone that said "Do Not Pass."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/diamondeyes18
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10 2017
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What vitamin is best for failing eyesight?

Vitamin See.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 02 2017
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A friend of mine is failing his Spanish class

I told him he needed more Vitamin Si.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HotEspresso
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12 2014
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I cant believe I'm failing Maths!

It just doesn't add up.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Scrotumbrella
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23 2014
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My friend was fired from his lumberjack job after failing to cut down a tree 8 times.

He had exceeded the maximum number of loggin' attempts.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21 2018
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