An architect was telling me how my house would be built.

"Do you want to know how to make the exterior?" he asked.

"Well," I replied, "I just send her a text saying 'I miss you'."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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Unmistakable dad chuckle

So my sister dad and I were sanding and then painting the exterior of our house. My sister and I were sanding while my dad painted what we had already sanded. Then we hear the unmistakable dad-chuckle and he said, " I should set you two on fire so then you'd be BURNING SANDERS"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tarrodactyl
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2016
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