No villain is evil enough to stuff an explosive inside a male cow.
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︎ Apr 15 2022
There was a huge explosion at the cheese factory.
They are still cleaning up debris
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︎ May 09 2022
A man was rushed to the hospital after a freak explosion at the Miniature Western World Exhibit, where several plastic horses were lodged into his rectum.
Doctors describe his condition as stable.
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︎ Feb 07 2022
Explosion in Franceβ¦ π£
It was at the π§ π
Da Brie everywhere
That's not Gouda at all...
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︎ Mar 29 2022
The cheese explosion yesterday was quite dangerous.
There was de-brie everywhere
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︎ Jan 30 2022
Iβm watching a play about explosivesβ¦.
And I have to say, it is seriously bombing!
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︎ Jan 19 2022
I only took a musician on an explosives run once
When I asked them for C4, they got out their harmonica
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︎ Mar 06 2022
I got a good deal on some undeveloped acreage that was liberally sown with explosives.
It's not much, but it's minefield.
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︎ Mar 07 2022
I want to make an explosives joke....
....but I'm worried it might blow up in my face.
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︎ Jan 28 2022
A terrible explosion just happened at a cheese factory in France!
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︎ Jan 18 2022
How do you call an explosive transformer???
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︎ Feb 14 2022
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with explosives?
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︎ Jan 25 2022
After the explosion in the cheese shop, which cheese was the only one left?
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︎ Dec 21 2021
A is for apple. B is for bananas. What is C for?
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︎ Apr 13 2022
Did you hear about the explosion at Target?
There were casual tees everywhere.
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︎ Nov 10 2021
Did you hear about the explosion at the French cheese factory?
There was debris everywhere
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︎ Oct 13 2021
My unemployed and homeless friend now has explosive diarrhoea
He can't get his shit together
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︎ Sep 26 2021
Someone snuck into a bullfighting arena last night, and mixed explosives into all the food in the stables.
The events that followed were a-bomb-in-a-bull
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︎ Oct 18 2021
Did you know that diarrhea is genetic?
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︎ Feb 08 2022
Did you hear the joke about the explosive device inside the ox?
Never mind, it's a bomb in a bull.
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︎ Oct 16 2021
What do you call a French general with a affinity for explosives
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︎ Sep 05 2021
An explosion happened at the butter factory.
It's Churnobyl all over again.
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︎ Sep 19 2021
Explosion at Lego Factory
Damage was limited to ten square blocks.
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︎ Jun 08 2021
Did you guys hear about the explosion that happened at the wooden Headwear factory?
It's been raining hats and logs all day!
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︎ Sep 09 2021
Do t-rex like explosions
I don't know but another dino might
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︎ Jul 14 2021
What do you call an explosive Frenchman?
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︎ May 14 2021
An explosion happened at a clothing store
There were many casual tees
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︎ May 02 2021
After the explosive success of F9 in the Fast And Furious saga, another installment has been announced.
It's called Fast 10: Your Seatbelt
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︎ Aug 30 2021
My first job was packing fish full of explosives.
Say what you will, but carp-et bombing is effective.
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︎ Jul 17 2021
There's been an explosion at a cheese factory in Paris
There's nothing left but de brie
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︎ Mar 02 2021
My grandfather recalled the time when he was trapped in a bunker, and explosions were landing right above his head.
He said it was the most violent golf course he ever attended.
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︎ Jul 05 2021
I made an explosive snow man in the shape of a cow
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︎ May 09 2021
What do you call a French explosive
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︎ May 26 2021
A wife is like a hand grenade.
You take off the ring and you will have lost the house!
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︎ Feb 13 2022
He must have been shell shocked
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︎ Dec 10 2021
Potassium is a brick wall to talk to
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︎ Jan 30 2022
My dad was trying to narrow down the best light to use for each room in our house.
It was a process of illumination.
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︎ Feb 12 2022
What do you call an explosive horse ?
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︎ Mar 01 2021
What is it called when you get a discount on explosives?
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︎ Jan 27 2021
Well.
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︎ Jun 13 2021
There was an explosion at the numbers factory
The tragic aftermath: 9 wounded, 15 decreased.
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︎ May 03 2021
Cheese factory explosion
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France?
There was Debrie everywhere.
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︎ Jul 17 2021
Do T-Rex like explosions?
I'm not sure but another dino mite
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︎ Nov 22 2020
What was left after an explosion at a French cheese factory?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory in Paris?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
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︎ Mar 10 2021
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with explosives?
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︎ Jan 25 2021
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