No villain is evil enough to stuff an explosive inside a male cow.
There was a huge explosion at the cheese factory.
They are still cleaning up debris
A man was rushed to the hospital after a freak explosion at the Miniature Western World Exhibit, where several plastic horses were lodged into his rectum.
Doctors describe his condition as stable.
Explosion in France… 💣
It was at the 🧀 🏭
Da Brie everywhere
That's not Gouda at all...
The cheese explosion yesterday was quite dangerous.
There was de-brie everywhere
I’m watching a play about explosives….
And I have to say, it is seriously bombing!
I only took a musician on an explosives run once
When I asked them for C4, they got out their harmonica
I got a good deal on some undeveloped acreage that was liberally sown with explosives.
It's not much, but it's minefield.
I want to make an explosives joke....
....but I'm worried it might blow up in my face.
A terrible explosion just happened at a cheese factory in France!
How do you call an explosive transformer???
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with explosives?
After the explosion in the cheese shop, which cheese was the only one left?
A is for apple. B is for bananas. What is C for?
Did you hear about the explosion at Target?
There were casual tees everywhere.
Did you hear about the explosion at the French cheese factory?
There was debris everywhere
My unemployed and homeless friend now has explosive diarrhoea
He can't get his shit together
Someone snuck into a bullfighting arena last night, and mixed explosives into all the food in the stables.
The events that followed were a-bomb-in-a-bull
Did you know that diarrhea is genetic?
Did you hear the joke about the explosive device inside the ox?
Never mind, it's a bomb in a bull.
What do you call a French general with a affinity for explosives
An explosion happened at the butter factory.
It's Churnobyl all over again.
Explosion at Lego Factory
Damage was limited to ten square blocks.
Did you guys hear about the explosion that happened at the wooden Headwear factory?
It's been raining hats and logs all day!
Do t-rex like explosions
I don't know but another dino might
What do you call an explosive Frenchman?
An explosion happened at a clothing store
There were many casual tees
After the explosive success of F9 in the Fast And Furious saga, another installment has been announced.
It's called Fast 10: Your Seatbelt
My first job was packing fish full of explosives.
Say what you will, but carp-et bombing is effective.
There's been an explosion at a cheese factory in Paris
There's nothing left but de brie
My grandfather recalled the time when he was trapped in a bunker, and explosions were landing right above his head.
He said it was the most violent golf course he ever attended.
I made an explosive snow man in the shape of a cow
What do you call a French explosive
A wife is like a hand grenade.
You take off the ring and you will have lost the house!
He must have been shell shocked
Potassium is a brick wall to talk to
My dad was trying to narrow down the best light to use for each room in our house.
It was a process of illumination.
What do you call an explosive horse ?
What is it called when you get a discount on explosives?
There was an explosion at the numbers factory
The tragic aftermath: 9 wounded, 15 decreased.
Cheese factory explosion
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France?
There was Debrie everywhere.
Do T-Rex like explosions?
I'm not sure but another dino mite
What was left after an explosion at a French cheese factory?
Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory in Paris?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with explosives?
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