Explodes Puns

A list of puns related to "Explodes"

What do you call a dinosaur that explodes?

Well I don't know but the Dinomite I guess

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👤︎ u/depressedavacado
📅︎ Mar 18 2020
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Fancy stores are now adding bleach packets to their clothing that explodes if you try to steal them

Police say it’s a great a crime detergent

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👤︎ u/MLaBolle
📅︎ Jan 07 2021
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What do you call something that explodes at -273.15 degrees Celsius?

0 K boomer

Credit: u/jamaisvu99

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👤︎ u/TatersArePrecious
📅︎ Nov 27 2019
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What sound does a vacuum sweeper make when it explodes?

KA-BROOM!!!

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👤︎ u/justcallmebean
📅︎ Nov 16 2020
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Do you know if pterodactyls explode?

No, but a dino might

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👤︎ u/Yeeter_the_mosqeeter
📅︎ Oct 03 2020
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*gestures at horses* Here are the stables. *gestures at other flickering and shaking horses. One horse explodes* And here are the unstables
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👤︎ u/Larkenox
📅︎ Sep 16 2019
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BREAKING NEWS: New York subway car breaks down after laptop explodes. When asked what happened, the NYPD responded:

A Dell set fire to the train

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👤︎ u/doublegoldendragon
📅︎ May 19 2020
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When a male honey bee climaxes during sex, his testicles explode and he dies

Gives a new meaning to "busting a nut"

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👤︎ u/Terrarialord9013
📅︎ Mar 20 2020
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When a cheese factory in France explodes....

De brie is everywhere.

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👤︎ u/Fart__Smucker
📅︎ Nov 27 2019
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Why did the teacher explode when he was corrected by one of his students?

Because he was undermined

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👤︎ u/Lunkz3n
📅︎ Mar 07 2020
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What do you get when a cheese factory explodes?

De-brie

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👤︎ u/Lordstevenson
📅︎ Aug 13 2019
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Why was the jar about to explode?

Cause it was jam-packed!

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👤︎ u/Dasvott
📅︎ Oct 29 2019
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What do you call a bottle of Coke that explodes?

Soda pop

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👤︎ u/sooooolikeno
📅︎ Oct 13 2019
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A co-worker told be that seagulls will explode if you feed them Akka-seltzer

I told him he’s just gullible.

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👤︎ u/AndrewGlinski
📅︎ Sep 08 2019
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My son gets really excited when we go to the natural history museum. When he gets near the prehistoric bones, he just explodes with excitement and I can't deal with is new strength.

I'm just not qualified to handle his dino-might.

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👤︎ u/leniski1
📅︎ Sep 22 2019
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Why did the keg explode?

It succumbed to beer pressure.

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👤︎ u/changhaobyu
📅︎ Apr 21 2019
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If I see one more post about clock bomb jokes, I'm going to explode.
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👤︎ u/The_Berry
📅︎ Sep 16 2015
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What do you call it when you explode a French kitchen?

Linoleum Blown-Apart

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👤︎ u/beth_DDaniels
📅︎ Mar 16 2018
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Why did the duck explode??

Because it was a fire-quacker!

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👤︎ u/Hamish448
📅︎ Dec 04 2017
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"Do you know how long it takes for a bomb to explode?"

No, but dynamite!

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👤︎ u/CoffeetipM8
📅︎ Nov 15 2015
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What do you call a milk carton that falls and doesn't explode?

A milk dud.

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👤︎ u/ButPhuctIt
📅︎ Aug 15 2017
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