The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation.

It doesn’t make any cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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My three year old girl asked me, "Where does poo come from?" I was a little uncomfortable but decided to give her an honest explanation, so I explained, "You just ate breakfast, yes?"

"Yes." she replied.

"Well, the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, then whatever is left over, comes out of our bottoms when we go to the toilet! And that, is poo!"

She looked a little perplexed, stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds and asked, "And Tigger?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Migratory birds can be fascinating. You often see them fly in "V" formation across the sky. On occasion you see that one side is longer than the other. It's a simple scientific explanation really.

There just happens to be more birds on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mrscottib23
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Nice explanation.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSclerdle
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2017
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No explanation needed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bapposhallhacko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Girlfriend asked how I cut my chin as I walked out of the bathroom this morning. Come on.. what is the simplest explanation?

I cut myself shaving

With occam's razor!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klinquist
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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To who ever wrote the explanation of the symbols on the map.

You are a legend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelveyrocks
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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My bf sends me at least one of these a week. I fall for them every time! Explanation in the comments.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/newbex75
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/denverbarley
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2018
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My friend and I went to the new stage production of β€œWords.” The production had many jokes, puns, and comedic lines. At the end, my friend asked me for an explanation because he didn’t get the humor.

I told him it was a play on β€œWords.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPlay3r13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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I was fired from my job tending to the Ferris wheel without any explanation

It was a funfair dismissal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J96x_Rob_LFC
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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I was going to go into a long explanation of how to access an ATM machine but...

...let's put a pin in that for a moment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2018
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The surface of Mars looks identical to the Nevada desert. There's only one explanation.

NASA faked the state of Nevada.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2016
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Every machine in the coin factory broke down all of a sudden without explanation.

It just doesn’t make any cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, without explanation.

It doesn't make any cents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cubres
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NicksterTV
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Every machine in the coin factory broke down all of a sudden without explanation!

It just doesn't make any cents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

Well in a nutshell, it is an Oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sharonb27
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaizersozen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2018
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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hawkmoona_Matata
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2018
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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XxVentroxX
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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Do you want a brief explanation of an acorn?

In a nut shell, it's an oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/accountnumber3
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2017
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Do you want a brief explanation of an acorn?

In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thafezz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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A brief explanation of an acorn...

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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