The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation.

It doesnโ€™t make any cents.

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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My three year old girl asked me, "Where does poo come from?" I was a little uncomfortable but decided to give her an honest explanation, so I explained, "You just ate breakfast, yes?"

"Yes." she replied.

"Well, the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, then whatever is left over, comes out of our bottoms when we go to the toilet! And that, is poo!"

She looked a little perplexed, stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds and asked, "And Tigger?"

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Migratory birds can be fascinating. You often see them fly in "V" formation across the sky. On occasion you see that one side is longer than the other. It's a simple scientific explanation really.

There just happens to be more birds on that side.

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Nice explanation.
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No explanation needed
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Girlfriend asked how I cut my chin as I walked out of the bathroom this morning. Come on.. what is the simplest explanation?

I cut myself shaving

With occam's razor!

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To who ever wrote the explanation of the symbols on the map.

You are a legend

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My bf sends me at least one of these a week. I fall for them every time! Explanation in the comments.
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My friend and I went to the new stage production of โ€œWords.โ€ The production had many jokes, puns, and comedic lines. At the end, my friend asked me for an explanation because he didnโ€™t get the humor.

I told him it was a play on โ€œWords.โ€

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I was fired from my job tending to the Ferris wheel without any explanation

It was a funfair dismissal

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I was going to go into a long explanation of how to access an ATM machine but...

...let's put a pin in that for a moment.

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The surface of Mars looks identical to the Nevada desert. There's only one explanation.

NASA faked the state of Nevada.

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๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 24 2016
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Every machine in the coin factory broke down all of a sudden without explanation.

It just doesnโ€™t make any cents.

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The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, without explanation.

It doesn't make any cents!

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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Every machine in the coin factory broke down all of a sudden without explanation!

It just doesn't make any cents!

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

Well in a nutshell, it is an Oak tree.

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, itโ€™s an oak tree.

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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Do you want a brief explanation of an acorn?

In a nut shell, it's an oak tree.

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Do you want a brief explanation of an acorn?

In a nutshell, itโ€™s an oak tree

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A brief explanation of an acorn...

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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