A list of puns related to "Exerciser"
She said they were a bit of a stretch
Hey all! I'm writing a play for my third grade class all about healthy habits and it's full of TV parodies. One show is Game of Thrones. For example, one character is Jon Snowpea. Can you guys help me come up with some food or exercise puns for the full title of Danaerys: Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regent of the Seven Kingdoms, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons”. Thanks!!
Diddly-squats.
I call him Papa squat.
Me: I have given my answer
Diddly Squats
Gotta love lunch
You want to maintain cheek-quilibrium.
The PLANK!
Their pecks
Me: I did sit-ups this morning.
The wife: You just sat up from a nap on the couch.
Me: Yeah. It took me six tries.
My wife is booking exercise classes for the week.
“Are these people really have class on Easter Sunday? What are they thinking?”
me, “Perhaps they are celebrating Pontus Pilates?”
CrossFit.
We will never work out.
Now, hair resistance is negligible.
A dead lift……
A broadband
... Pilattes!
You might say I'm radio-active.
That would be a big step forward
I said, “That sounds like a big step.”
But none of them seem to fit.
Because the driver can’t see jack squat in the rear view mirror.
No, but I was baptized as an infant.
The therapist said I was missing the point of the exercise. Next time I'll try to be Pacific.
Save them to your Phone and always have witty jokes at the palm of your hand.
3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates.
5/4 of people admit they’re bad at fractions.
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please,” it says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you,” the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head.”
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.'
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people: the student, his mama, and his pauper.
A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. “We don’t serve your kind here,” the bartender says. “Why not?” one yogurt asks. “We’re cultured.”
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
A friend of mine is known for sweeping girls off their feet. He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.
A guy walks into a bar, and there’s a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before?” The guy says, “It’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.”
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
Armed robbers—some say they’re a drain on society, but you’ve got to give it to them.
Barbers…you have to take your hat off to them.
Can February March? No, but April May!
Cooking out this weekend? Don’t forget the pickle. It’s kind of a big dill.
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut!
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
Daughter: I have a lot of friends named Nathan. There’s Nathan Miller, Nathan Radcliff, Nathan Lewis… Me: When they are together, do you call them the United Nathans?
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!
Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escape
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One is Tai Chi and the other is Chai Tea.
He is in desperate need of a push up bro.
Running late.
Jehovah's Fitness.
It was Udderly Moving
Its a little fit bunny.
It’s the weight and c approach I guess
Diddly-squats.
Diddly squats
Diddly squats
I told her yes, every month i run out of money.
I would reply “Sure, but would you quit calling me Orso.”
Time crunches
Because if there is, I don’t want to think about what I’ve been washing my hair with
Diddly squats
Diddly-squat.
That sounds ...like a big step.
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