In my divorce settlement, my wife (now ex-wife) wanted only the boring things...
I told my ex-wife she should become a boat captain...
She's so good at dealing with loads of semen
My wife is angry. Last night for my anniversary, I left the kids, snuck out with my ex-girlfriend, and we hooked up in the back seat like we used to.
She hates when I call her that.
After I was arrested, my ex-wife decided to hang a picture of my mugshot on the wall in her living room.
But she still won't admit she framed me.
I didn't say my ex-wife died,
I said I have a latex wife.
My ex-wife still misses me
But her aim is starting to improve.
My ex wife still misses me....
But, her aim is getting better.
My wife is okay with the fact that I still live with my ex-girlfriend.
She doesn't like me calling her that, however.
My ex wife has started dating an Italian bricklayer.
She said, "It's cement to be...."
I gave my ex wife my old vacuum
Jokes on her the thing really sucked
My Ex-wife called me to tell me my son was arrested for setting a house on fire. I corrected her saying...
I tried to remarry my ex-wife, but She figured out that I was only..
My ex-wife still misses me...
BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!!
(gravity falls, anyone?)
I always tell people, my ex-wife has my sense of humor
That witch took everything of mine
Why couldn't the crocodile get over his ex wife?
He was stuck in de Nile :(
My wife is mad that I keep introducing her as “my ex-girlfriend”
What did the train conductor use to murder his ex-wife?
Investigators aren't sure yet, but they discovered he had a loco motive.
My ex wife drowned in coffee
Terrible way to go, but I'm just glad it was instant
I’m seriously thinking about re-marrying my ex-wife, but I’m pretty sure she’ll figure out...
...I’m just after my money.
Dad was told he only had 6 months to live. He said he wanted his ex wife to come live with him
Because It would be the longest 6 months of his life.
I just got word my ex wife was rushed to the ER and tested positive for COVID-19!
So I guess she wasn’t sick of me?
My wife's loser ex keeps following us around town. He tries to hide but we can always hear him giggling.
My ex wife cheated on me with her deaf best friend.
Honestly, I should have seen the signs.
I told my ex wife that she reminded me of Slenderman
Only wanted to chase me the more paper I got.
To which state did my ex-wife move after the divorce?
I don't know.
But if I see her, Alaska!
My ex wife had an insatiable appetite for knowledge
When my ex wife and I divorced, I handed her a letter saying, “Good job. Well done.”
I wanted things to end on a positive note.
When my Ex-Wife asked me to take her on vacation to some place she'd never been before..
I took her to the Kitchen
I ran into my ex wife at the gym.
My ex wife still misses me.
But her aim is getting better!
My ex-wife still misses me
But her aim is getting better
My ex-wife still misses me
But her aim is getting better!
My ex wife still misses me
but her aim is getting better
My ex wife still misses me
But her aim is getting better!,
My ex wife misses me.
But her aim keeps getting better.
My ex-wife says she misses me.
But her aim is getting better!
My ex wife still misses me
But her aim is starting to improve
My ex wife still misses me
But her aim is getting better.
My ex wife misses me
But her aim is getting better!
My ex-wife still misses me.
But her aim is starting to improve.
My friend’s ex-wife is deaf, and she left him for her deaf friend.
He should have seen the signs.
My Ex-Wife Misses Me
But Her Aim Is Getting Better
My ex-wife still misses me...
But her aim is getting better!
When my ex-wife and I divorced, I handed her a letter saying, “It was a pleasure. Thanks.”
I wanted things to end on a positive note.
My ex-wife still misses me...
But her aim is getting better!
After a few years, talked with my ex-wife and she still misses me
But her aim is getting better
My ex wife still misses me
But her aim is getting better
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