Ew.com Puns

They can call it Jack Grey

Girlfriend linked me this and said "want"

http://imgur.com/EwU7X6M

I replied "that'll cost a pretty penny"

So, my grandfather by the name of Leonard might lose his foot soon, due to diabetes/infection. Not at all hilarious, sure, but me and him have an awesome sense of humor. He lost his toe a few weeks back and I asked him if they placed it in a jar. He said, "No, they made it into stew."

My mother was less than pleased with our toe jokes but that was not the groaning moment.

A series of texts about my grandfather losing the entire foot ensues between my uncles, mom, sister and I. It went like this:

Me: If gramps loses his foot, in the worst case of scenarios, how would I go around asking the OR to put it in a jar? (directed to my sister who's a nurse)

Mom: OMG. Bad.

Sister: Ew. Lol.

Sister: http://giphy.com/gifs/jar-AuSAduPrXkDgk

Me: Oh man, if in forty years I'm ever at a family reunion all drunk, I'd be doing that. "Come my niece/nephew/grandchild! Speak of all your woes to the foot!"

Mom: STOP! Bad Grandchild!

Sister: You need a nap.

Me: I'd put the foot in an estate so that it can be passed down for many generations. It'll be the GrandPAW of Leo!

Mom: OMG

Sister: Ha!

Her: Text me when you're close.

Her: And by close, I mean close, like west g or h, not here, because I'm fucking hungry.

Me: who is Hungry? What the fuck? Why are you telling me like this and not to my face?

Her: ok dad

Her: wait ew for so many reasons

Her: I'm so sorry

I'm pretty proud of myself. Image