Quitting Dadjokes

Me: I haven't posted to /r/dadjokes all day!

Wife: I'm so proud of you baby! That must have been really hard!

Me: Yeah, it's like quitting smoking, cold turkey.

My wife then looks at me, smiles evilly, and lets out a low self appreciative chuckle.

Me: What's so funny?

Wife: You can't smoke cold turkey.

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👤︎ u/VanTil
📅︎ Jun 02 2014
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