A white noise machine

A guy walks into a bar and orders a double espresso. "What's with the espresso order? You know we don't serve that," the bartender says. "I'm just exhausted. My wife got one of those white noise machines for the bedroom," the guy says. "Originally I was okay with it. But it turns out falling asleep to country music is harder than I thought."

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👤︎ u/Firegoat1
📅︎ Nov 29 2021
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