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Eons Puns

A list of puns related to "Eons"

Eons ago, a series of genetic mutations created a new species of winged animals, with the original animal being a pig.

Pigeons.

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👤︎ u/davidisrussia
📅︎ Jan 15 2019
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Why does the Norwegian navy put barcodes on their ships when returning to port?

So they can Scan da Navy in

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👤︎ u/buccaschlitz
📅︎ Dec 07 2018
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need help with a pun! chorizo sandwich

a friend of mine owns a cafe and is starting to sell homemade Chorizo sandwiches, need a good pun to write on a sign at front of shop, thought I'd turn to the creative minds of r/puns for help! winner gets a month of gold go go go!

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👤︎ u/duffmuff
📅︎ Jan 16 2015
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