A list of puns related to "Enteritis"
...and kills ten people.
Pun in, ten dead.
Itโs forbiden
I took gold, silver and bronze.
"You're a few weeks late aren't you Santa?" the girl behind the counter joked, smiling.
"Ho, ho, ho!" I fired back at her, in an uncharacteristic misogynistic outburst.
The son's ticket number wasn't the one picked to win. Despondently, the son told the results to his dad. In an effort to console him, his dad replied..."Well, sorry son, but you can't win the mall."
You knock on the door
They can never find probable Clause
He has gotten the vaccine and now has santybodies
'Who's your whale pal?' the bartender asked. The Old man seemed annoyed and replied, ' I don't know. Maybe Dick'.
The dog came third.
"Welcome to the towns greatest cheese shop. We have all that you might want. So, what will it be?" asks the clerk.
"Nacho cheese" responds the man
Suddenly angry, the clerk shouts at the man: "Then why the fuck are you here!"
"I'm over here dad." He replied.
I got turd place
I'm hoping to win, by Hook or by Crook.
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She thought that might knock some scents into him.
Because there's always one Mordor.
He was absolutely delighted.
..hope I pull it off.
Pew-pew-pew
Thereโs a Taiwan.
When heโs finished, the barkeep asks if he wants another. The horse replies, โI donโt think I do...โ and vanished from existence.
To get the joke, you need to know Rene Descartesโ theory โI think, therefore I am.โ But if I explained that before the joke, I would be putting Descartes before de horse.
<Staring into the crowd like Fozzie Bear>
... Iโll show myself out.
I hoped one would win, but no pun in ten did.
It was tense
It was looking for guy-dance.
Even their cakes are in tiers.
Probably pterofied.
A mushroom
He was a real tan gent.
You had to send in your best puns, via snail mail, in an orderly list. I sent ten in, thinking at least one would win me a prize, but no pun in ten did.
Ethnicity
Elon Musk.
I hope it sucks seeds
I entered the wrong restroom
Thatโs my signature move.
Pun in,ten dead
The headline?
PUN IN: TEN DIED
No pun in ten did.
Unfortunately no pun intended
Pun in, ten dead.
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