Pun enters a room...

...and kills ten people.

Pun in, ten dead.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AnInsecureMind
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Enter the Pun
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SlothsRevenge622
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Why wonโ€™t Trump be able enter the White House on January 21st?

Itโ€™s forbiden

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/LightningStrikes23
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I once entered the world kleptomaniac championships...

I took gold, silver and bronze.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VERBERD
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I walked in the shop, glimpsing my beard covered in snow as I entered

"You're a few weeks late aren't you Santa?" the girl behind the counter joked, smiling.

"Ho, ho, ho!" I fired back at her, in an uncharacteristic misogynistic outburst.

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A man's son entered a raffle to win the deed to an entire shopping plaza.

The son's ticket number wasn't the one picked to win. Despondently, the son told the results to his dad. In an effort to console him, his dad replied..."Well, sorry son, but you can't win the mall."

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How do you enter the Publisher's Clearinghouse?

You knock on the door

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/byorderofthe
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Why don't they ever charge Santa for break and enter?

They can never find probable Clause

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/NateTheSimpleOne
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Santa will not have to quarantine when entering different countries

He has gotten the vaccine and now has santybodies

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/allanb49
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An old man and a whale entered in a bar.

'Who's your whale pal?' the bartender asked. The Old man seemed annoyed and replied, ' I don't know. Maybe Dick'.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Copernicus_lite
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I entered my Chihuahua in an 'ugliest dog' contest and I won first place!

The dog came third.

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A man enters a cheese shop

"Welcome to the towns greatest cheese shop. We have all that you might want. So, what will it be?" asks the clerk.

"Nacho cheese" responds the man

Suddenly angry, the clerk shouts at the man: "Then why the fuck are you here!"

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I entered my sons room and said, "Remember, boy, masturbating can make you go blind."

"I'm over here dad." He replied.

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I entered a pooping contest once

I got turd place

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JLA1984
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I'm thinking of entering a talent show. I have two ideas for my act. Either a Blues Traveler cover band, or an impression of Richard Nixon.

I'm hoping to win, by Hook or by Crook.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/epitomizer1
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Enter new password: '123456'

Password must contain a letter: '123456๐’Ÿ๐‘’๐’ถ๐“‡ ๐’ฎ๐‘œ๐“ƒ, ๐ผ๐“‰ ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“ˆ ๐’ท๐‘’๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐“‚๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐“Ž ๐“Ž๐‘’๐’ถ๐“‡๐“ˆ ๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“Œ ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐’ธ๐‘’ ๐ผ'๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’ป๐‘’๐“๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ฟ๐‘œ๐“Ž ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“…๐“๐’ถ๐“Ž๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐’ถ ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‚๐“…๐“๐‘’ ๐‘”๐’ถ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“‰๐’ธ๐’ฝ ๐“Œ๐’พ๐“‰๐’ฝ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š. ๐ป๐‘œ๐“Œ ๐ผ ๐“๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐‘’ ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‚๐“…๐“๐‘’๐“‡ ๐“‰๐’พ๐“‚๐‘’๐“ˆ, ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐’พ๐“๐“ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐’ธ๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“‰! ๐’ด๐‘’๐“‰ ๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“Œ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“‡๐‘’ ๐’น๐’พ๐’ป๐’ป๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“‰ ๐“Œ๐’ถ๐“Ž๐“ˆ ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐’พ๐’ธ๐’ฝ ๐“Œ๐‘’ ๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“ƒ ๐‘’๐“ƒ๐’ฟ๐‘œ๐“Ž ๐‘’๐’ถ๐’ธ๐’ฝ ๐‘œ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐“ˆ ๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“‚๐“…๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐“Ž, ๐’ถ ๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“๐’น ๐’ท๐“‡๐‘’๐“Œ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐“‹๐‘’๐“‡๐“ˆ๐’ถ๐“‰๐’พ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐“ˆ ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“‹๐‘’๐“‡๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น๐’ถ, ๐‘œ๐“‡ ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‚๐“…๐“๐“Ž ๐‘’๐“ƒ๐’ฟ๐‘œ๐“Ž๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“†๐“Š๐’พ๐‘’๐“‰ ๐“…๐‘’๐’ถ๐’ธ๐‘’๐’ป๐“Š๐“๐“ƒ๐‘’๐“ˆ๐“ˆ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“ƒ๐’ถ๐“‰๐“Š๐“‡๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐’ถ ๐’ป๐’พ๐“ˆ๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“‰๐“‡๐’พ๐“…. ๐’ซ๐“๐‘’๐’ถ๐“ˆ๐‘’ ๐“‹๐’พ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡ ๐’ฏ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐“€๐“ˆ๐‘”๐’พ๐“‹๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘”, ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“Š๐“๐’น ๐“‚๐‘’๐’ถ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“‡๐“๐’น ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐“‚๐‘’. ๐ฟ๐‘œ๐“‹๐‘’, ๐’Ÿ๐’ถ๐’น'

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Once the home intruder entered our bedroom, my wife grabbed a bottle of perfume and hit him on the head.

She thought that might knock some scents into him.

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Why can't you enter Sauron's lair?

Because there's always one Mordor.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Rav4xle
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A man entered his home and discovered that someone had stolen every single lamp present in the house.

He was absolutely delighted.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/entangled_dicks
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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I've just entered the neighborhoods tightest hat contest..

..hope I pull it off.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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What did the gunslinger see when he entered the church?

Pew-pew-pew

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CrazyArmy2019
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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My friend and I where discussing how certain names will never enter certain cultures. He asked if there was ever a Korean Juan? I said no, but...

Thereโ€™s a Taiwan.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Kinjesus
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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A horse enters a bar and orders a drink.

When heโ€™s finished, the barkeep asks if he wants another. The horse replies, โ€œI donโ€™t think I do...โ€ and vanished from existence.

To get the joke, you need to know Rene Descartesโ€™ theory โ€œI think, therefore I am.โ€ But if I explained that before the joke, I would be putting Descartes before de horse.

<Staring into the crowd like Fozzie Bear>

... Iโ€™ll show myself out.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/techsavior
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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I entered ten puns into a contest.

I hoped one would win, but no pun in ten did.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/pasd84
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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The past,The present and The future entered a bar

It was tense

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Onowl
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Why did the lost disciple enter a male strip club?

It was looking for guy-dance.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/extraposer
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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People are so sad Iโ€™m not entering the bake off this year.

Even their cakes are in tiers.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bovinejabronie
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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Can you just imagine how pterosaurs felt seeing that meteor entering the earths atmosphere?

Probably pterofied.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MasterNova924
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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What's the room that nobody can enter?

A mushroom

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/emu404
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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I once knew a guy that liked to bask in the sun. He touched my circle of friends but did not enter it...

He was a real tan gent.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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I entered a pun contest once

You had to send in your best puns, via snail mail, in an orderly list. I sent ten in, thinking at least one would win me a prize, but no pun in ten did.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AcidBathVampire
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Whatโ€™s a city you canโ€™t enter?

Ethnicity

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TheSketchiest
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 03 2020
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Did you hear that Tesla is entering the lifestyle brand market with a new cologne?

Elon Musk.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/prendrefeu
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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I've got a pedigree toothless Norwegian Blue Parrot I want to enter in competitions

I hope it sucks seeds

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Hamsternoir
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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Yesterday, 4 women asked me out

I entered the wrong restroom

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jucapiga
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Every time I enter a room, I write down my name on a piece of paper and stick it behind some furniture.

Thatโ€™s my signature move.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 17 2020
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A pun entered a bar and killed 10 people.

Pun in,ten dead

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A pun enters the room, ten people get killed.

The headline?

PUN IN: TEN DIED

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/td941
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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I entered 10 puns in a contest hoping one would win.

No pun in ten did.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/princessbubble_gum
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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A man entered a pun contest and said ten pins, hoping one would win...

Unfortunately no pun intended

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Ducks_ARE_real
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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Pun enters a room, kills 10 people.

Pun in, ten dead.

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