What do you call a well endowed Nazi who isn't German?

A Hung-arian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joker-here
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Being well-endowed is awesome

Everyone else has to walk really far for water

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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I am going to start a company specializing in circumcisions for the well endowed.

I've always wanted to be in big bris-ness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LouGubrius
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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Why is a well endowed woman always the lead?

Because she’s the titular character!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Horithus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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What do you call an endowed puppet?

Well strung...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2018
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The artist said he wanted to paint me naked.

It made me uncomfortable. But I've got to say, he was rather endowed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Cowboy Boots

A woman went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked him if it's true what they say about men with big feet being well endowed.

The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady. Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"

The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.

Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me for mah services before."

"Don't be flattered," she said. "Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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My wife face palmed, she knows it's true

My sons were playing in the pool with a blow up orca pool toy. One of them was riding it and I looked at my wife and told her that there is no question he is my son.

She asked why?

And I said because he's whale endowed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsdrivingmenuts
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2016
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