Rather than make this post witty, clever, and entertaining...I'm just going to give it straight. I've been watching for almost as long as I've been in this play, the very close correlations I've noticed between Shills (legitimate, and likely paid ones, not the everyone-who-doesn't-agree-with-me kind), our favorite stonk, and the cryptoverse.
I have noticed several very disturbing trends.
The word of the day is insidious. This is how FUD operates. This is how SHF's operate. It's how short and distort works. It's how they slowly seep in and gain enough karma that now you're seeing shills with 2-3k karma popping up everywhere, posting the same bullshit you'd see on bookface and youtube comments.
Basically, every time I noticed shill activity, I started doing some quick research to verify their shill status. Comment history, post history, cross-reference their groups and username...activity etc. I'd always notice that a vast majority were pumping shitcoins. You know the ones I'm talking about. Starts with Shi...but that alone wasn't enough to mean anything. It's when I started seeing posts about very large movements correlating with selloff of the stonk, or broader market, correlating with crypto. Like this one. (Bitcoin in orange, NASDAQ in blue).
https://preview.redd.it/o7jozm2ngyc81.jpg?width=741&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34032fdce2a2df537ced4f98ad65f4b5d41d98d7
I've seen this time and time again with these correlations between AMC and GME (and many other 'meme stonks' in the same basket (shoutout to u/criand for his legendary basket theory). But this is different....Crypto isn't even in the same realm as stocks, etfs, bonds, etc....right?!?!
My mind started racing. Are SHF's using crypto as their personal piggy bank for liquidity? For hiding and moving money around?
Of-fucking-course-they-are.
Enter the same cast of absolute living dumpsterhumans.
This year, Citadel, LLC got staked 1.2 bn from Sequoia Capital and Paradigm. Who just so happen to be both major players in the crypto space. Sequoia has been around from the start of the naked short-fest illegal fuckery.
But wait....there's more. Oh, there's so much more.
Remember Stevie "Big Worm" Cohen of Point72 Asset Management, LLC. - [This clown?](https://www.reddit.com/r/amcstock/comments/s19sm6/steven_cohen_is_a
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
Quoting article from OPIndia for sake of recording, with some additional inputs:
>The draft of the Communal Violence Bill, officially referred to as the Prevention of Communal and Targeted Violence (Access to Justice and Reparations) Bill, 2011, would have proved to be one of the most disastrous laws if it were to be enacted. It assumed that only religious or linguistic minorities and people from the Scheduled Castes and Tribes could be the victims of communal violence conveniently ignoring all ground realities. Finance Minister Arun Jaitley had correctly said then that the bill was anti-majority and presumed that the majority community is always to blame for the communal violence.
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>In 2010, the NAC entrusted the drafting of the Communal Violence Bill to a 32-member group. Here, we shall look into the background of some of these people who were either part of the Drafting Committee or the 19 member Advisory group.
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>Shabnam Hashmi
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>Shabnam Hashmi is one of the founders of the NGO ANHAD whose FCRA registration was cancelled in 2016 by the NDA government due to “undesirable” activities against the public interest. As per DeshGujarat, ANHAD was majorly a Church funded organization and founded by Harsh Mander, among others.
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>Ram Puniyani
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>Ram Puniyani had opposed the hanging of terrorist Afzal Guru. He is associated with the Center for Study of Society and Secularism (CSSS) and ANHAD. The CSSS is an NGO that receives funds from abroad, most notably the Heinrich Boll Fo
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Chapter Twenty-one
Once the remaining recruits were geared for their training, the instructors collected them and led the unit to shuttles parked on the front lawn. The short flight ended with them landing in front of a command tent, with a video screen propped up under the awning.
The lead instructor stood before them, indicating to the map shown onscreen as she delivered their mission goals.
“This is the town of Mor’ai, and for this exercise we’ve pulled an active duty militia company to defend it. Each of you will be given an objective, paired off, and sent into the town to infiltrate it. Your objectives will range from target assassination, to area reconnaissance, and even sabotage of enemy assets.” The instructor paused and gestured to the recruits, “you’re all adults, and either experienced soldiers or individuals with useful skillsets, so pair off at your leisure. You’ll receive your mission packet from an instructor shortly, fall out!”
Adam felt, more than heard, the speed at which a body appeared next to him. Why Sel - which he’d learned she liked to be called - had practically attached herself to him, he didn’t understand. He figured it had something to do with her race, though, as she clearly got mean-mugged by many of the other recruits. If nothing else, the oddities of the company would be stuck together as long as she remained in the course.
“Hey, Sel.” He said without having to turn his head. Her practical teleportation into his side had given away just who it was. He noted the sole werewolf-looking member of the company's dejected face, as she had been padding intently towards him, but was too late.
“Team?” Sel asked, a smile evident in her voice even as her mask covered her face. Adam sighed, and used his Omni-pad, now affixed to his belt, to send her the unit request. The Shil’vati creating a system for altering fireteams in the field and communicating friendly locations through their pads seemed like a dangerous amount of data to be flowing around, but he reasoned it was probably encrypted enough.
In his visor, a small green icon labeled ‘Sel’ hovered above her head now.
Sel practically vibrated with excitement when they received their mission packet. As it turned out, they were given the kind of mission Adam had desperately hoped for: to assassinate a high ranking ‘rebel’ officer inside the town. When the cadre had explained to him that the low power option on the rifles would cause the enemy armor to lock up in training, Adam w
... keep reading on reddit ➡They’re on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I will do as DFV told me to: Use my pen as a weapon.
https://twitter.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1405163374351167497?s=20
Let's talk about Chess. Do you play?
Even if you don't play chess; you might be surprised to learn this entire GameStop saga is, at it's core, just one part of a much larger global financial chess match. RC showed us this long ago, in a picture accompanying his Forbes interview released 08/16/2020: a full 14 months from the date of this post and 5 months before the January Gamma Squeeze run up.
https://preview.redd.it/u9lfbsdmiit71.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=4a24f2860222e3476ee52642dd4bf1478b52be31
Understanding RC's Chess Photo-Op. "A Picture Is Worth 1,000 words"
We can observe RC sitting in the middle of a chess board, wearing a blue shirt, black pants and Blue Suede shoes. Obviously chess is a reference to strategy, but there's a lot more in this picture than an entrepreneur on a chess board.
For instance, the chess pieces are placed specifically, displaying the White King in checkmate.
There is a similarity between a checkmate situation and a short squeeze in that there is "no way out", no solution.
RC is telling us he "plays black" in this chess game; and has the white king in checkmate. He has been aware of the threat GME (a stock shorted over 100%) poses to an entirely corrupt system. He knew of this checkmate at least 5 months before the gamma run-up (I'm guessing he discovered stock corruption after Chewy was naked shorted; and went down the rabbit hole like Patrick Byrne and the rest of us have in an effort to discover reality).
Pawns = Apes/Retail Investors
The black pieces outnumber the white pieces 7 to 4 and most of the remaining black pieces are pawns; Retail traders are represented by these pawns, retail investors simply outnumber hedge-fund shorts/"those that play white" by our sheer volume. A pawn is a piece that is not especially useful by itself, but when used as part of a larger strategy, their unique properties can provide an extreme advantage.
**Apes (pawns) outnumber institutions because apes own the float multi
... keep reading on reddit ➡When I got home, they were still there.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
I won't be doing that today!
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
There hasn't been a post all year!
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