Enations Puns

A list of puns related to "Enations"

A baby cow is called a calf, what is the cow that had it called?

Decalfinated

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👤︎ u/Franko-the-tanko13
📅︎ Jun 20 2022
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Why was the cow tired after delivering her calf?

She was de-calf-enated

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👤︎ u/nugmasta
📅︎ May 04 2022
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Nickname Puns

Ok so, I've been looking high and low for a list of punny- wordplay like nicknames. All I can find are

Jakey-Snakey

Andrew-my-mandrew

or names that just have '-enator' added to them?

If anyone has some fun nicknames please share!

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👤︎ u/Bibbleisthebest
📅︎ Jun 28 2021
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What do you call a cow who has just given birth?

De-calf-enated.

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👤︎ u/Satchmoi
📅︎ May 30 2021
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Cow jokes that are great for making your kids' eyes roll :

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!

What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean beef!

What do you call a cow after it gives birth? De-calf-enated!

Did you hear about that cow that jumped over a barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction.

(After they beg you to stop, hit them with: "Ok, it's time too mooooove on to some different jokes. These cow jokes are getting udderly ridiculous.")

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👤︎ u/ChewyNutCluster
📅︎ Feb 22 2021
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What happened to the cow that gave birth?

She was de-calf-enated

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👤︎ u/nathancookster
📅︎ Sep 02 2018
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One of my cows had a calf today.

Now she's de-calf-enated.

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👤︎ u/nyquill81
📅︎ May 06 2017
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