Pizza Hut employee: β€œWould you like a contactless delivery?

Yes, I’d prefer they wear glasses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shaw-Deez
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Jabba the Beach Hut reddit.com/gallery/icnxc4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/saggyleftnut33
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Pizza Hut Online’s example name is John Dough, instead of John Doe.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/queenith21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Did you hear about the Pizza Hut driver that tried to be a stand up comedian?

His jokes were terrible but his delivery was spectacular.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riptide747
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Pizza Hut is on point.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Love-Lobster
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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A herd of wildebeests was ranging across Africa, destroying huts and missionaries...

When they were all killed, the newspaper headline read, "No gnus is good news!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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I've been fired from Comedy Central and from Pizza Hut

Something about delivery the screwing up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/7_Pillars
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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Pixel hut
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Procrafter5000
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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Found at Pizza Hut
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattl1698
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2018
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My daughter told me she wanted to get a job at the Sunglass Hut, but I told her no.

I didn't want her getting involved in a shady business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/w00dbark
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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What does a slut order from Pizza Hut

A big D inner box

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joaquin-_-
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2015
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My grandfather's pizza hut joke

Grandpa: "You know the p'zone from pizza hut?"

Me: "Yeah, Why?"

Grandpa:"What do you get if they create a lasagna?...... P'asagna!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winnsanity
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2013
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I don't know if this belong here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeardedSanta
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Do you know what a soldier's favorite type of shelter is?

A tan hut!!

Ps, my buddy who is a marine hates me for this joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sickboy314
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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A corn pun

I live in hut made of corn husks...I'm all ears.

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The king of a small African nation...

The king of a small African nation had an elegant golden throne in his large grass hut. When an old friend came to visit from another nation, he was worried that the man would discover he was a king and treat him differently. He searched frantically for a place to hide the throne, but to no avail. Finally, he decided to have it wedged up in the ceiling of his hut.

When his friend arrived, he went to the hut's opening to greet him. Just then, the ceiling started to give way, and the golden throne fell on the king and killed him.

The moral of the story is this: People who live in grass houses should not stow thrones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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Where does a really smart falconer live?

In the Hawking hut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePun-dit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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What's a football player's favorite pizza place?

Pizza HUT!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/7ggmma7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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Two Inuits are out fishing on a kayak.

Two Inuits are out fishing on a kayak. They've been out all day, and the sun's setting. As the temperature drops, they decide to light a campfire on the watercraft, which, unsurprisingly sinks. This just goes to prove that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZWQncyBkaWNr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2014
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Why I am leaving DadJokes

Going out for pizza hut. brb in an hour

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Waifu_Dva
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2017
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I know it's a little late for a Christmas pun...

There once was a Viking by the name of Rudolph the Red. One day, whilst tending to his fields, Rudolph spotted rain clouds on the horizon. He immediately dropped what he was doing and ran inside his hut to tell his wife.

"Honey, there are dark clouds on the horizon. The rains' will be here any minute" he said. She scoffed at him, "Rudolph you old fool. How could you possibly know that?" Angered by this, Rudolph turned to her and said...

"Rudolph the Red knows rain dear!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_RobertPaulson
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2013
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Ugh. My dad just told me a joke he is all proud of. It's terrible. Don't even bother with this one

"Did you hear my joke about the Indian chief's wives?"

The first wife lived in a hut made of deer hide, and bore him one son.

The second wife lived in a hut made of bear hide, and bore him one son.

The third wife lived in a hut of hippopotamus skin and bore him twin sons.

"Thus the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws of two hides!"

A fucking mad lib on the Pythagorean theorem. I'm pissed. He's so happy. Love you dad.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2014
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