I use these emojis all the time π€ποΈβπππ€π€βοΈπ€π€π€π€π
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︎ Aug 15 2022
You know what I love about these emojis ππΎππΎππΎππΎπ€πΎπ€πΎβπΎπ€πΎππΎππΎππΎ?
They always come in handy.
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︎ May 30 2022
What happens when you use too many emojis?
Your friends all think you're emojinal.
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︎ Nov 10 2021
My WhatsApp emojis asked me how I feel
I told them I am very smiley today
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Iβm hoping in the next iOS update Apple releases they include more jack o lantern emojis.
But I donβt want to count my pumpkins before they patch.
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︎ Oct 30 2019
The new pregnant man π« emojiβ¦..
Is just a quick way of saying βI have to take a huge shit.β
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︎ Apr 19 2022
What did the crockpot full of chili say to the croc with a poop emoji on the sole say?
I may be full of spice, but at least Iβm not a croc of shit.
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︎ Feb 17 2022
The community had a hard time deciding whether
A) They should be making use of the Apple sunglasses emoji more (π)
or
B)
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︎ Nov 09 2022
What's green and not very heavy?
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︎ Sep 20 2022
My sister asked me to name her twins, so I named her daughter Denise.
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︎ May 12 2022
3 unwritten rules of this sub
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︎ May 24 2022
Got this idea from the bilingual keyboard emoji suggestions...
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︎ Jan 26 2021
There's no churro emoji
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︎ May 15 2021
Got offered a voice-acting role in the new Emoji movie sequel. They want me to play the Poop Emoji. People say I should accept the role and be grateful, but Iβm holding out for a classier part...
...I will not be deterred!!
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︎ Feb 16 2021
How do you make the number two disappear?
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︎ Apr 22 2021
Why was the drummer arrested for emoji abuse?
He kept hitting the cymbals
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︎ Jul 01 2020
Iβm worried next year will be just like last year.
Last year was 2020. Next year is β¦
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︎ Dec 15 2021
A, B,
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︎ Aug 29 2021
Tap on the screen
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︎ Nov 19 2020
What is a happy Australian's favourite emoji?
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︎ Apr 24 2019
Ainβt nothing but a heart break
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︎ Sep 18 2020
what does a dolphin do in a desert?
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︎ Sep 17 2021
What is the police's favorite gaming console?
WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U
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︎ Jul 22 2021
How does the moon cut its hair?
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︎ Sep 03 2020
DOES ANYONE ELSE FORGET THE ABBREVIATION FOR MAINE?
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︎ Dec 29 2020
Today is a good day
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︎ Apr 04 2022
Two goldfish are in a tank.
One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
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︎ Mar 14 2021
A drunk wakes up in jail, "Why am I here officer?"
"For drinking." replies the cop.
"Great" says the man. "When do we start?"
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︎ Dec 08 2020
Well that crash landed
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︎ Apr 21 2020
Sir Patrick Stewart got into a fight with an audience member at 'The Emoji Movie' premiere...
...apparently the shit hit the fan.
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︎ Aug 04 2017
What does a clock do when itβs hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
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︎ Jun 29 2020
Patrick Stewart must've been great in the Emoji Movie
all the reviews are mentioning his character
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︎ Aug 19 2017
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︎ Jul 17 2016
My dad recently discovered emoji on iPhone
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︎ Jan 01 2014
My 8yr old daughter got me with "I can breathe under water"
She filled a cup of water placed it on her head and began to violently and rapidly breathe in and out. The force is strong with her.
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︎ May 13 2020
Where did the hacker go?
I don't know, he ransomware
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︎ Mar 28 2020
For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me "the most secretive guy" in the office.
I can't tell you how much this award means to me.
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︎ Mar 06 2020
Was pretty proud of this exchange on a dating app tonight
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︎ Dec 18 2018
If you have a bladder infection
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︎ Sep 08 2018
Guy: "What rhymes with orange?"
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︎ Dec 30 2020
Over 1,500 people died on the titanic
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︎ Feb 17 2019
Someone's really changing the game
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︎ May 19 2017
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