Elevator puns...
... good on so many levels 🕺🏻
I’ve recently discovered I’m terrified of elevators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.
I was a little afraid of speed bumps too, but I’m slowly getting over them!
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You make the world a happier place! 🤩
My sister prefers taking the stairs, but I always take the elevator.
I guess..we are raised differently.
Can’t believe someone rubbed one off, in elevator
Life is tough being an elevator repair technician.
The elevator at work was broken so I took the stairs...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Now no one can get down.
Have sex in an elevator
is wrong on so many levels
What’s it called when you put a cow in an elevator?
When the elevator doors opened for me to enter, everyone was asleep inside...
Must be that Ambien music that they play
Why would you never murder on an elevator?
Because it's wrong on so many levels
Did read the book about the elevator?
It was a very uplifting story. (Courtesy of my 10 year old)
I recently got a job as an elevator operator
It has its ups and downs.
Get it? Because...elevators..
My first time on an elevator was very uplifting
A gym buff was denied an entry to an elevator
The reason was he whey too much.
I'm really really scared of elevators...
...so I take steps to avoid them.
Why do ghosts like to use elevators?
Because it lifts up their spirits
What do you call a malfunctioning grain elevator?
U/JBJorr said this in a comment but I thought it deserved its own post “ I pulled a small prank on the elevator
I failed a math test on an elevator.
I got it wrong on so many levels.
An old one I know, I just thought the punchline needed revision.
I prefer escalators but my wife prefers elevators...
I think it’s because we were raised differently
I don't like elevators, they're always up to something.
I have to take steps to avoid them.
I don't trust elevators
There are some important steps I'll have to take to avoid them.
I left my Ribeyes in the elevator...
The steaks have never been higher
I left my vampire killing kit in the elevator...
The stakes have never been higher
Sometimes my experience on an elevator is very uplifting. Other times ...
The first time I used an elevator, it was kinda uplifting
Farting in a packed elevator...
It's wrong on so many levels.
I have a horrific fear of elevators
I’ve started taking steps to avoid them
My brother always takes the stairs, but I prefer taking the elevator.
I guess we are raised differently.
I’m deathly afraid of elevators
So I take steps to avoid them
I hate elevators
I will start taking steps to avoid them
Why are elevator jokes so good?
They work on so many levels
I am afraid of elevators
Which is why I take steps to avoid them
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?
They work on any levels:)
Farting in elevators...
...is wrong on so many levels.
Why are elevator jokes so good?
They work on so many levels.
I quit my elevator job
Had too many ups and downs
I have a fear of elevators
But I’ve started taking steps to avoid it.
I have a fear of elevators,
So I've taken steps to avoid them.
I once farted on an elevator
It was wrong on so many levels.
The elevator inspector’s job is very interesting.
It has its ups and downs.
Sex on an elevator is wrong...
Sex on an elevator is wrong,
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On so many levels...
My twin sister always takes the stairs, but I prefer taking the elevator.
I guess.... we are raised differently.
Elevators terrify me
I'm taking steps to avoid them
I hate elevators
I'm going to take steps to avoid them.
I prefer escalators but my wife prefers elevators...
I think it’s because we were raised differently
Why are elevator jokes so good?
They work on so many levels.
Today, I got a job working in an elevator...
It really has its ups and downs.
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