These electric puns from r/DankMemes
I put up an electric fence around my house.
My neighbor is dead against it.
So my kid was eating electric cables
So I had to ground him until he conducts better
Why was the dolphin sent to the electric chair?
He was found guilty of crimes against a manatee.
Why are electric cars so expensive?
Because they charge a lot.
What kind of licence do you need to drive an electric vehicle?
Does it have to be a current licence?
How do you greet an electric car?
I bought an electric power station and now my phone is in jail
It was charged with battery
I once had a classmate who tried to measure an electric outlet with a Vernier caliper.
He was shocked at the result!
I tried touching an electric fence
I found the results to be quite shocking.
I love my electric blanket....
I'm never going back to my acoustic one.
For a while I was too broke to pay my electric bill...
Those were really dark times
Why are people returning battery-powered electric lawnmowers?
They can't find their way back to the house without the cord.
I feel bad about myself each time I step on my electric scale. 210, 209, 211 - never seems to go down. But today I feel pretty good...
When I stepped on it this morning, it said "LOW".
It was recently arrived at in court that the last man to have been sentenced the electric chair in town was in fact innocent.
So... not guilty as charged?
Why did the musician die of an electric shock?
Because he played with a cord
I got a new electric saw for Christmas
It’s given me a real buzz
A man runs over his neighbor with his electric car
When the police took them both down to the station, they charged the man with assault and his car with a battery.
What did the electric fan said to its idol?
It said "Hi Idol, Im a Fan"
Electric eels don't get depressed.
They try to remain positive.
you won't believe what was my reaction when I got the electric bill
If you're a boss or leader, you better have an electric bladder...
Did you hear about the problem with apples new electric cars?
they couldn't install the windows.
What is the most deceptive wave on the electric magnetic spectrum?
Microwave! They might be small, but if you stand in front of them for too long you will be cooking but not in a good way.
Can you eat an electric eel?
Yes, and it’s shocking how tasty it can be!
Did you hear about the latest electric car from Germany?
Did you hear about that dad who decided to pee on an electric fence.
Yeah, he took a leak of faith.
I bought an electric rhino to ride on last week
But the batteries on it are terrible. Keeps on needing to charge.
Has it's own horn though.
My daughter has been chewing on electric cords.
So I grounded her until she conducts herself properly.
What do you call the electric guys who swear a lot?
What would you call an electric father?
I sell electric eels and spiny eels at the local pet store.
The electric eels cost fifty dollars each, but the spiny eels are free of charge.
What kind of cologne lasts a long time and is electric
Why aren’t the electric companies scared of anything?
Because the wield all the power.
When we were in college, my roommates and I could afford to pay the electric bill for a month.
Those were the darkest days of our lives.
I bought an electric toothbrush.
It's like my acoustic toothbrush just a bit cooler.
When I use electric clippers to trim my pubic hair
I really go balls to the Wahl
What would you call a knight with an electric personality?
I was putting a fork in an electric outlet.
What happened next, shocked me!
I came up with the top ten reasons you shouldn't pee on an electric fence...
Advice: never buy a battery powered electric rhino
It uses power very quickly. It will always need to charge.
Dad, how do I catch electric eels?
Dad: Easy - you just throw a click bait into the water
Son: Got it. What's next?
Dad: What happens next will shock you
What's the only band you can listen to while doing electric work?
Electric cars can't get exhausted...
...but they can get wheely tired.
Igloo 2: Electric Boogaloo
I put up a high-voltage electric fence around my house.
My neighbour is dead against it.
I just realised why electric cars are so expensive
Because they charge a lot
Electric cars?
Do you need a current license to drive an electric car?
I was putting a fork in an electric outlet. What happened next, shocked me!
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
