"You've broken your hand."
I think it’s quite humerus
I put it in the wrong place...... 3 years ago
Because it's a Joint effort
But that's ok. It was acci-dental.
Armish.
It was a miner injury.
He is always serious and never humerus...
El Bone
I can see why it's not called protickle
They would have no point.
That’s hip.
Me: What does Ronald McDonald do when he's angry?
Her: (sigh) What??
Me: He McGrrrrs
Her: (groan) please stop......
Me: Does that make you Grimace? (Chuckles)
Her: swift elbow to my ribs You tell me! * Sticks tongue out*
Beertricks potter
When my dad arrived, he said "this is for if you ever need a new one" and gave her a box of elbow macaroni noodles.
When I went in to have it fixed, they said they would have to put me under. I woke up with the doctor looking at me with a very concerned and somewhat guilty look on his face. "It seems I have operated on the wrong part," he said. I looked down and my knee was all bandaged up. All I could mutter was "This is not humerus."
Me: I think I have your elbow. Dad: I thought I felt someone grab me.
My wife called me an asshole , I called her an elbow. She laughed and said,"That's dumb!". I looked her in the eye and said, "I can get along without an elbow, a hell of a lot better than you can without, an asshole". She smiled - that's all a man needs, I love that woman.
You saw-dust. (There were exaggerated winks after. And a elbow to the ribs. It was glorious)
Edit: thanks for the love: My kid asked me if I was gonna share it on Facebook. I don’t use Facebook so I said I’d share it here. He’s practicing his jokes, he said, so he can be a good big brother. He’s got a corny sense of humor and loves a good dad joke.
For the couple of you who think I pimped his joke for Karma, look outward to that speck of light in your dark life. That light is your asshole. Go that way to remove your head from from it.
Elbow
worst case of ten-ish elbow ever.
You should of seen the look on her face as i drove pasta
That's always been his Achilles Elbow
It was an elbow.
Jackson Browne's "Loadout/Stay" was on the radio.
My wife said, "Did he do this song when you saw him in concert?" I replied, "No, actually he didn't do any encore at all." She said, "If I went to a concert and they didn't do an encore, I'd leave."
She immediately started elbowing me in my ribs to make sure I got it. I laughed about it the whole drive home. I'm so proud of her.
The guy says “Well if it’s anything like tennis elbow, it must be painful!!”
He rolled pasta stop sign.
Doctor: How do you feel now?
Man: With my elbows, mostly.
elBOw Jackson
Ryan: Are you Finnished yet?
Dave: No, but you bet I’m Russian to fix it! Israelly confusing. Kenya help me out?
R: Sure.
Car makes weird sound
R: Guatemala with the car?
D: I’m Czeching it out, and it seems like something’s wrong with a piston or two. You got any ideas, because Iran out. What a Spain. Oh well, let’s put some elbow Greece and try to finish it by tonight.
R: I hope so. Damn, tonight is a Chile one.
D: Yep, and it’s definitely China distract me.
R: I’m kinda Hungary, I want Togo buy a sandwich or two.
Later
R: Oman, it’s already 9 Pm, there’s Norway that we can fix it by tonight.
D: That’s what we are Guinea find out.
R: I will Taiwan more way to speed things up, but it’s pretty risky.
D: Well, we somehow Ghana find out. 10:30 Pm
R: Ok, Tur the Key!
Car turns on
D: Yes! The Caribb is ean! Uganda be kidding me! I can’t Bolivia did it!
R: Hey, I can’t Belize it either!
Went to see "The November Man" with the wife today. Some old guys sit in front of us and one leans to the other, "I missed the first ten movies in this series." I laughed and kept elbowing my wife until she says, "Yes I get it, stupid dad jokes!" And rolls her eyes.
It was my Achilles’ elbow.
That has always been my Achilles’ elbow.
It's always been my Achilles elbow
