But that's ok. It was acci-dental.
"You've broken your hand."
I think it’s quite humerus
I put it in the wrong place...... 3 years ago
Because it's a Joint effort
Armish.
It was a miner injury.
He is always serious and never humerus...
El Bone
I can see why it's not called protickle
They would have no point.
Me: What does Ronald McDonald do when he's angry?
Her: (sigh) What??
Me: He McGrrrrs
Her: (groan) please stop......
Me: Does that make you Grimace? (Chuckles)
Her: swift elbow to my ribs You tell me! * Sticks tongue out*
That’s hip.
Beertricks potter
When my dad arrived, he said "this is for if you ever need a new one" and gave her a box of elbow macaroni noodles.
Me: I think I have your elbow. Dad: I thought I felt someone grab me.
My wife called me an asshole , I called her an elbow. She laughed and said,"That's dumb!". I looked her in the eye and said, "I can get along without an elbow, a hell of a lot better than you can without, an asshole". She smiled - that's all a man needs, I love that woman.
You saw-dust. (There were exaggerated winks after. And a elbow to the ribs. It was glorious)
Edit: thanks for the love: My kid asked me if I was gonna share it on Facebook. I don’t use Facebook so I said I’d share it here. He’s practicing his jokes, he said, so he can be a good big brother. He’s got a corny sense of humor and loves a good dad joke.
For the couple of you who think I pimped his joke for Karma, look outward to that speck of light in your dark life. That light is your asshole. Go that way to remove your head from from it.
Elbow
worst case of ten-ish elbow ever.
You should of seen the look on her face as i drove pasta
He rolled pasta stop sign.
That's always been his Achilles Elbow
It was an elbow.
The guy says “Well if it’s anything like tennis elbow, it must be painful!!”
Doctor: How do you feel now?
Man: With my elbows, mostly.
elBOw Jackson
Ryan: Are you Finnished yet?
Dave: No, but you bet I’m Russian to fix it! Israelly confusing. Kenya help me out?
R: Sure.
Car makes weird sound
R: Guatemala with the car?
D: I’m Czeching it out, and it seems like something’s wrong with a piston or two. You got any ideas, because Iran out. What a Spain. Oh well, let’s put some elbow Greece and try to finish it by tonight.
R: I hope so. Damn, tonight is a Chile one.
D: Yep, and it’s definitely China distract me.
R: I’m kinda Hungary, I want Togo buy a sandwich or two.
Later
R: Oman, it’s already 9 Pm, there’s Norway that we can fix it by tonight.
D: That’s what we are Guinea find out.
R: I will Taiwan more way to speed things up, but it’s pretty risky.
D: Well, we somehow Ghana find out. 10:30 Pm
R: Ok, Tur the Key!
Car turns on
D: Yes! The Caribb is ean! Uganda be kidding me! I can’t Bolivia did it!
R: Hey, I can’t Belize it either!
It was my Achilles’ elbow.
Back in the day, we didn't have very tasty soup. Because of this, we put the elbow of the youngoust son in the soup. We did this every time, 30 minutes long. The soup would taste a bit more like meat.
One day, it tasted like sugar.
That's how we discovered he had diabetes.
A Call to Arms A Plead to the Limbless
The Armless are a stump among society and could easily achieve more. It’s bothersome that somebody with great potential could allow themselves to lose grip of what they aspire for. The radius of support and development that surrounds these people is astounding. Yet they bite the hand that feeds and throw away opportunities. With each passing day they are crippled by the errors in their ways. Not only are they not properly handling the situation, they are doing a disservice to society. Most will say to refrain from pointing fingers, but it is pertinent that we show them their faults.
All aside we should most certainly not try to elbow my way into their lives. However, if they were to branch off into their own progressive groups it would be most beneficial. And severance is a good thing between them and the public. This doesn't mean a complete amputation of them from society. Perhaps selective assistance will help these people find a well fitted sleeve within their communities. This process is difficult and lending a helping hand can make the difference.
On the other hand, we have those who don’t try to succeed. Their negligence is worthy of more than a mere slap on the wrist. When somebody refuses to apply themselves, they are holding back progress. By giving themselves mental limitation they are creating a prosthetic disability they must abide by. The majority of working to achieve goals is believing you can reach out and grab them. But, somebody who gives up is cutting themselves short of success Seeing somebody give up is the furthest thing from being humerus. Urging these people is a necessity, otherwise they will never try their hardest, encourage them to use some elbow grease and put forth full effort. Any small contribution is better than being a detriment, community service, obtaining greater education, enlisting in the armed forces, these all benefit society. Drastic changes of this scale are sure to cause discontent, grab a tissue if need be, but never give up. For all those that are currently wasting away without contribution, it's time to limb’er up and take charge.
That has always been my Achilles’ elbow.
It's always been my Achilles elbow
