In Egypt, they have discovered a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts.
They think it may be Pharaoh Rocher.
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You know how the pharaohs of Egypt got so wealthy?
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︎ Feb 21 2022
A tomb covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt....
Experts believe it's Pharaoh Roche
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︎ Jan 01 2022
Did you hear they found a mummy in Egypt that was covered in chocolate and hazelnut?
They call it a Pharaoh Rocher.
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︎ Dec 31 2021
At church, my son drew a picture of Joseph and Maryβs flight into Egypt. It was literally Joseph and Mary in an airplane. Giggling, I asked him, βWho is the guy in the front of the plane?β
He said, βOh, thatβs the pilot, Pontius Pilot!β
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︎ Dec 15 2021
Did you hear about the immortal cat that lives somewhere in Egypt?
...it doesn't exist, I'm just kitten
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︎ Jan 15 2022
Did you hear about the new tomb being exhumed in Egypt, the mummy had nuts and chocolates in its wrapping
They're calling it Pharaoh Roche
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︎ Jan 12 2022
A mummy covered in peanuts and chocolate has been discovered in Egypt
Archeologists had named it Pharaoh Roche
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︎ Dec 30 2021
Did you hear about the tomb they discovered in Egypt. It was filled with hazelnuts and chocolate.
They believe it belonged to Pharaoh Rocher
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︎ Sep 07 2021
Egypt has the biggest pyramid scheme in history.
Some planning had to go into constructing those things.
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︎ Nov 30 2021
How did the Pharaohs convince people to build their monuments?
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Why did the rich get richer and the poor get poorer in ancient Egypt?
Because it was all just a 'Pyramid Scheme' :)
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︎ Oct 27 2021
I have a book full of puns about Africa
You're Ghana love 'em!
That's just one, but I bet you can't stop laughing already, Kenya!
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︎ Nov 02 2021
How is a fart similar to ancient Egypt?
They have toot in common.
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︎ Sep 30 2021
My wife and I were on holiday in Egypt when I slipped and feel in a river
I played it off like I meant to do it...
I'm still in de-nial
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︎ Aug 02 2021
Did you ever learn about the first great naval battle in ancient Egypt?
The invaders were annihilated (in-NILE-ated)
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︎ Aug 09 2021
In ancient Egypt, how did insects communicate?
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︎ Jun 04 2021
Why was Cleopatra so in love with Egypt's ruler?
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︎ Jun 02 2021
what do you call a professional tractor who drives all over your back in the capital of Egypt?
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︎ Jul 11 2021
What do you call a ruler of Egypt that hunts whales with a folding bed?
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︎ Jun 09 2021
My gassy little daughter may not share much with ancient Egypt
But they have their toots in common.
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︎ Apr 11 2021
She broke up with me while we were swimming in Egypt
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How did architects earn a living in ancient Egypt?
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Who was the most flatulent Pharaoh in all of old Egypt?
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︎ Feb 14 2021
Egyptian holiday
Went on holiday to Egypt, I told my psychiatrist about it and how I had been swimming in a large River I couldn't remember the name of.
I am unsure why he didn't believe me, all he kept on saying was I was in denial.
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︎ Dec 25 2021
My history textbook says that the pharoh of Egypt used slaves to build the pyramids.
Which is kind of weird considering he could've just used bricks or something.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Have you ever been to a marketplace in Egypt?
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︎ Feb 20 2020
What do you get when a Pharaoh scams you online?
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︎ Nov 14 2021
A child in Egypt got separated from her mom in the crowd and was looking for her but got confused.
Because there were so many mummies.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
TIL the first photo was not from 1826, but in fact over 2000 years earlier in ancient egypt:
"TheΒ earliest exampleΒ of a prosthesis ever discovered is not a leg, arm, or even a fake eye, itβs a toe. A big toe, belonging to a noblewoman, was found in Egypt and dated to between 950-710 B.C.E"
...the very, very first faux toe ;)
Non pun related, the egyptians were the first to grind lenses too, not used as glasses but instead inserted into statues for creepy eye effects
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︎ Oct 26 2020
Historians have traced the origins of flatulence jokes to ancient egypt
It turns out they all have a toot in common
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︎ Oct 07 2020
Which African country is TESLA founder Elon Musk from?
Mad-at-gas-car, obviously.
(It just came to me and I had to share it. I'm so sorry)
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︎ Oct 12 2020
The very first sex change procedures were perfected in ancient Egypt...
...they became quite skilled at making daddy's into mummy's.
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︎ Sep 13 2020
What do you call an Egyption's butt muscle?
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︎ Jun 15 2020
Archaeologists in Egypt have unearthed a tomb containing a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts.
They believe it is the remains of the long lost Pharaoh Rocher.
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︎ Jul 27 2020
I hate going to Egypt
Whenever I'm there I seem to be in de-Nile
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︎ Jun 09 2020
My friend went to Egypt and claimed he never swam in a river.
I showed him a picture and he's still in denial.
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︎ Jun 25 2020
Why did the Egyptians stay in Egypt instead of move somewhere greener
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︎ Dec 02 2019
If someone lived in Egypt's capitol and became a chiropractor...
... they could call themselves "The Cairo Chiro".
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︎ Jul 23 2020
Do you know why the sphinx is in Egypt?
The sound of wind and sand is spsspsssppss sppspsssspssss.
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I love Egypt
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︎ Jun 25 2019
How to get through Egypt
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How did Cleopatra feel when she learned she was queen of Egypt?
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︎ Apr 02 2020
How is a Egypt similar to a fart?
They both have a toot-in-common.
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︎ May 08 2021
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...
I'll see myself out
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︎ Sep 30 2020
A new mummy was found in Egypt. It was covered in chocolate and nuts.
The archeologists believe he was known as Pharaoh Rocher!
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