If you want people to buy your product, include a picture of sperm and an egg in your advertisement...

Because sex cells.

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/Scarbrow
📅︎ Jul 09 2017
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I invented a better egg-beater, but I couldn't find any investors willing to take a chance on my product.

They didn't want to be involved in any "whisky business"

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/JonQueue
📅︎ Dec 04 2017
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