I have been teaching marine bio and oceanography for a few years and I am looking to expand my curriculum to include some more interactive lesson plans. I feel like I need to do more and am looking for lessons that include deeper thinking strategies are needed. Thanks for any advice in advance!
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Whats up with google images nowadays, a right clart on. You used to just simply upload a quick link here and reference my-life-as-a-pair-of-duck-cymbals or something.... life was easy then way back in 2016...
Sometimes I/we/us/st-arfish just wanna goof off with a simple hey I feel like I have been fired out of a puffball mushroom but as I approach the speed of light I became more like a hyphen.
Half man /half salad/ half baked potato object in space.
Mithrandir! Mithrandir! Seek the hobgoblins in the West!! Flail the Octopus and cast yellow beads in the Tiber!!
Hey baby what Astrological sign are you? Camelopardalis.
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Their larval stage is bilateral and they are thought to have a bilateral ancestor. Why did they evolve radially?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatโs comparing apples to oranges
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyโre on standbi
