What's the difference between Hammurabi and a baby eating hash browns?

Hammurabi was Mesopotamian, a baby eating hash browns is a mess o' potato eatin'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_sir_z
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What was the best restaurant in Ancient Mesopotamia?

The Garden of Eatin’

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Found out last night that my 7 year old son is a dad

On our last day of a three day trip at Disneyland, my 7 year old revealed his inner father to my wife.

>wife: This backpack is good but could use more shoulder padding.

Son, with a shit eatin' grin, walks up and pats her on the shoulders.

I have never been so proud.

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Why did Eve eat the forbidden fruit?

She thought she in the Garden Of Eatin'

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Dadjoked My Family When I Was Four

When I was little, my family and I (from Texas) went to Toronto for a visit. My mother told me we were going to go to the Eaton Centre. After about an hour there, I got frustrated and yelled "If this is the eatin' centre, when are we gonna eat?!"

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My dad at dinner tonight. Thought I would share (x-post from /r/funny)

My sister was in a hurry to get to a hockey game and was anxious to eat supper.

Sister: We better get eatin' soon.

Dad: I hope not, we still have food to eat.

Sister: Blank stare

tl;dr: Eaten vs eating

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