I want to tell a joke about middle eastern cuisine...
But I’d falafel if I offended anyone.
What did the Eastern European say when he needed food?
“Mom, I’m Hungary”
(Eastern euro joke 7/7)
I just returned home from a trip to eastern Asia.
What did the Eastern European say to his friend who was swearing a lot?
Hey, stop using such Bulgar language
(Eastern euro joke 6/7)
So my wife made Middle Eastern falafels last night and I got her with this one, while speaking to my daughter.
“Do you feel alright? Gosh I don’t know what your mom put in these things, but I falafel.”
(Falafel —> “feel-awful”)
Why did the Eastern European student fail his test?
He was Russian to get it done
(Eastern euro joke 2/7)
What do you call 100% white Eastern European?
An Alban-o
(Eastern euro joke 1/7)
What did the BLM activist say to the Eastern European?
Czech your privilege
(Eastern euro joke 4/7)
What did the Eastern European waiter say to the customer when he asked where the food was?
I’ll Serb you shortly sir.
(Eastern Euro joke 3/7)
Why are cars in eastern Europe so clean?
Did you hear about the middle eastern super hero?
My friend keeps making up imaginary Middle Eastern countries..
I have to remind him what Israel.
The local seniors care home rejected my offer to speak to residents about the advantages of being young in far-eastern countries...
apparently it is not "appropriate" to talk to residents about the benefits of youth in asia.
I once hiked to a lake with the states of Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and New York on its western, southern, and eastern shores. Not a bird was singing and the lake was still...
Did you hear about the eastern European country that stopped being a democracy?
They were Hungary for change!
What is Shaquille O'Neil's favourite Middle Eastern dish?
What did the middle eastern say after he hurt himself.
Eastern Europe produces a lot of techno, but it's primarily consumed by just one region:
We just had the worst middle eastern food...
my great grandfather was a very poor eastern european, starving on the streets
some say he's still hungary to this day
What do you call an eastern European cosmetic?
What do you call chubby people from Central and Eastern Russia?
My wife asked me if I wanted to go to a Middle Eastern country that borders Saudi Arabia.
Is my old fireplace Eastern Europe?
As it is behind an iron curtain.
How do eastern Europeans save while playing video games
Osama bin laden took a ancestry test and found out he was 78% middle eastern 8% chololate and 14% coconut
It was due to the bounty on his head
My wife wanted me to attend a flea market this weekend that only deals with Middle Eastern items...
I thought hmmm.... that’s bazaar.
They had to ban King Kong from Eastern Europe
He bounced too many Czechs.
How do you tell someone from eastern Europe to have a look at something?
Why did the man from South-Eastern France get friendzoned?
Disney's making an animated Blaxploitation film about Eastern philosophy.
They're calling it 'FroZen.
Did you hear what happened to the Middle Eastern man who ate an old chickpea doughnut?
What do you call a finely chopped cabbage from Eastern Europe?
Trying to get to know my new Middle Eastern roommate, he hit me with this one.
I say Middle Eastern cuz I honestly forget if he's Iraqi or Iranian. We were getting to know each other, and I asked him to tell me a fable from his country of origin. It went like this:
Ali: In (the town he grew up in), there is a tower. A very very tall tower, many stories high, with only stairs. And legend says that if you climb all the way to the very top...
(pause)
Me: What happens?
Ali: completely straight face You will get very dizzy.
That was it. I thought it was hilarious.
I just started a new Middle Eastern only diet and can't say I recommend it
What do you call incorporeal undead on eastern pacific islands?
What is the saddest part of eastern Europe?
I think I had some bad food at the Middle Eastern restaurant last night.
I just ate too much middle eastern food.
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