Easterner Puns

It's curdish.

But I’d falafel if I offended anyone.

“Mom, I’m Hungary”

(Eastern euro joke 7/7)

Now I'm disoriented.

Hey, stop using such Bulgar language

(Eastern euro joke 6/7)

“Do you feel alright? Gosh I don’t know what your mom put in these things, but I falafel.”

(Falafel —> “feel-awful”)

He was Russian to get it done

(Eastern euro joke 2/7)

An Alban-o

(Eastern euro joke 1/7)

Czech your privilege

(Eastern euro joke 4/7)

I’ll Serb you shortly sir.

(Eastern Euro joke 3/7)

Because of the Polish.

They call him Iran Man

I have to remind him what Israel.

apparently it is not "appropriate" to talk to residents about the benefits of youth in asia.

It was Erie.

They were Hungary for change!

Shaqshouka

Iran and tripped on Iraq

Moravia

...It was fal-awful

some say he's still hungary to this day

Nail polish.

Siberian Huskies.

I said "Yemen!"

As it is behind an iron curtain.

They reach czechpoints

It was due to the bounty on his head

I thought hmmm.... that’s bazaar.

Because he’s got little legs.

He bounced too many Czechs.

Hey, Czech this out!

Cause he was a Nice guy.

They're calling it 'FroZen.

I ran.

He subsequently falafel.

Slawvic

I witnessed an apple store robbery today, they made me an iWitness. I was already running late, after my wife took my cheese this morning. Even after I told her it was Nacho cheese. She asked what time my dentist appointment was, I told her Tooth hurt-y. But I didn’t end up going, as there was stairs I had to ascend. I don’t trust them, they’re always up to something. Then my wife got really mad at me and said that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!

I went straight to the barber for a new look. He asked me if I wanted a haircut? I said no, I want them all cut. Puzzled he would ask such a silly question, I noticed the graveyard across the street looking overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there I thought. I picked up a book about anti-gravity. It was impossible to put down! Shear amazement a barber would have a book like this! I told the barber I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me. He stopped cutting my hair when my ear fell off. He must of realised I was a leper at this point so I paid for his service and told him to keep the tip.

I received a call from my Eastern European mother in law, apparently my child was refusing to sleep during nap time. She told me he’s guilty of resisting a rest. Then she called me straight back to say there was a kidnapping. I rushed to her home to find my kid napping. I was angry by the miscommunication but that anger turned to joy when I realised it was the first day of spring. I got so excited I wet my plants. After which I realised I was late for soccer practice. I’m not a big fan of the sport but I was doing it for the kicks. I decided not to go as I was tired from the night before where I spent the night looking for the sun. Then it dawned on me. Unusual for me, as I’m usually a pretty good sleeper. I can do it with my eyes closed.

I say Middle Eastern cuz I honestly forget if he's Iraqi or Iranian. We were getting to know each other, and I asked him to tell me a fable from his country of origin. It went like this:

Ali: In (the town he grew up in), there is a tower. A very very tall tower, many stories high, with only stairs. And legend says that if you climb all the way to the very top...

(pause)

Me: What happens?

Ali: completely straight face You will get very dizzy.

That was it. I thought it was hilarious.

I falafel.

Galapaghosts

I falafel.