Why do some Middle Easterners like sour milk?

It's curdish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Diehardpuns
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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In Sweden, footraces sometimes start a short distance away from the country’s eastern border.

The winner is the first person to cross the Finnish line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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I have a really bad addiction to Middle Eastern food.

I can't help but falafel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shopcounterwill
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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Can I claim an Eastern European exchange student as a dependent to reduce my income below the phaseout threshold?

I’m hoping to get a stimulus Czech.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CombatCarlsHand
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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I want to tell a joke about middle eastern cuisine...

But I’d falafel if I offended anyone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoNotCool
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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What did the Eastern European say when he needed food?

β€œMom, I’m Hungary”

(Eastern euro joke 7/7)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkkiller1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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I just returned home from a trip to eastern Asia.

Now I'm disoriented.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpep0469
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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What did the Eastern European say to his friend who was swearing a lot?

Hey, stop using such Bulgar language

(Eastern euro joke 6/7)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkkiller1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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So my wife made Middle Eastern falafels last night and I got her with this one, while speaking to my daughter.

β€œDo you feel alright? Gosh I don’t know what your mom put in these things, but I falafel.”

(Falafel β€”> β€œfeel-awful”)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mmmjr16
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Why did the Eastern European student fail his test?

He was Russian to get it done

(Eastern euro joke 2/7)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkkiller1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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What do you call 100% white Eastern European?

An Alban-o

(Eastern euro joke 1/7)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkkiller1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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What did the BLM activist say to the Eastern European?

Czech your privilege

(Eastern euro joke 4/7)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkkiller1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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What did the Eastern European waiter say to the customer when he asked where the food was?

I’ll Serb you shortly sir.

(Eastern Euro joke 3/7)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkkiller1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Why are cars in eastern Europe so clean?

Because of the Polish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karl_Marxist_3rd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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My friend keeps making up imaginary Middle Eastern countries..

I have to remind him what Israel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Velociripper
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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The local seniors care home rejected my offer to speak to residents about the advantages of being young in far-eastern countries...

apparently it is not "appropriate" to talk to residents about the benefits of youth in asia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sludgemonkey01
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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I once hiked to a lake with the states of Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and New York on its western, southern, and eastern shores. Not a bird was singing and the lake was still...

It was Erie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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Did you hear about the eastern European country that stopped being a democracy?

They were Hungary for change!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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What is Shaquille O'Neil's favourite Middle Eastern dish?

Shaqshouka

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheckMisan
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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What did the middle eastern say after he hurt himself.

Iran and tripped on Iraq

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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Eastern Europe produces a lot of techno, but it's primarily consumed by just one region:

Moravia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OratioFidelis
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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We just had the worst middle eastern food...

...It was fal-awful

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrvandelay
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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my great grandfather was a very poor eastern european, starving on the streets

some say he's still hungary to this day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iisowo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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What do you call chubby people from Central and Eastern Russia?

Siberian Huskies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gradymegalania
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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What do you call an eastern European cosmetic?

Nail polish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moses1Eye
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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Today I grabbed lunch at this Middle-Eastern food truck.

I was fine earlier, but now I falafel.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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My wife asked me if I wanted to go to a Middle Eastern country that borders Saudi Arabia.

I said "Yemen!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shopcounterbill
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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Is my old fireplace Eastern Europe?

As it is behind an iron curtain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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Osama bin laden took a ancestry test and found out he was 78% middle eastern 8% chololate and 14% coconut

It was due to the bounty on his head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yodogg14
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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How do eastern Europeans save while playing video games

They reach czechpoints

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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My wife wanted me to attend a flea market this weekend that only deals with Middle Eastern items...

I thought hmmm.... that’s bazaar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AFOpie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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What is ET short for?

Because he’s got little legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sleepybeta
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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They had to ban King Kong from Eastern Europe

He bounced too many Czechs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AkumaXshoguN
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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How do you tell someone from eastern Europe to have a look at something?

Hey, Czech this out!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CFDMoFo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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Why did the man from South-Eastern France get friendzoned?

Cause he was a Nice guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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Disney's making an animated Blaxploitation film about Eastern philosophy.

They're calling it 'FroZen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2018
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Want to know how I escaped from a herd of goats that chased me across Iraq's eastern border?

I ran.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/solomonsaysgo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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Did you hear what happened to the Middle Eastern man who ate an old chickpea doughnut?

He subsequently falafel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Aerosaurus_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2017
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What do you call a finely chopped cabbage from Eastern Europe?

Slawvic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arugula278
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2017
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Dad’s Big Day Out

I witnessed an apple store robbery today, they made me an iWitness. I was already running late, after my wife took my cheese this morning. Even after I told her it was Nacho cheese. She asked what time my dentist appointment was, I told her Tooth hurt-y. But I didn’t end up going, as there was stairs I had to ascend. I don’t trust them, they’re always up to something. Then my wife got really mad at me and said that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!

I went straight to the barber for a new look. He asked me if I wanted a haircut? I said no, I want them all cut. Puzzled he would ask such a silly question, I noticed the graveyard across the street looking overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there I thought. I picked up a book about anti-gravity. It was impossible to put down! Shear amazement a barber would have a book like this! I told the barber I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me. He stopped cutting my hair when my ear fell off. He must of realised I was a leper at this point so I paid for his service and told him to keep the tip.

I received a call from my Eastern European mother in law, apparently my child was refusing to sleep during nap time. She told me he’s guilty of resisting a rest. Then she called me straight back to say there was a kidnapping. I rushed to her home to find my kid napping. I was angry by the miscommunication but that anger turned to joy when I realised it was the first day of spring. I got so excited I wet my plants. After which I realised I was late for soccer practice. I’m not a big fan of the sport but I was doing it for the kicks. I decided not to go as I was tired from the night before where I spent the night looking for the sun. Then it dawned on me. Unusual for me, as I’m usually a pretty good sleeper. I can do it with my eyes closed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lovethebigones
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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Trying to get to know my new Middle Eastern roommate, he hit me with this one.

I say Middle Eastern cuz I honestly forget if he's Iraqi or Iranian. We were getting to know each other, and I asked him to tell me a fable from his country of origin. It went like this:

Ali: In (the town he grew up in), there is a tower. A very very tall tower, many stories high, with only stairs. And legend says that if you climb all the way to the very top...

(pause)

Me: What happens?

Ali: completely straight face You will get very dizzy.

That was it. I thought it was hilarious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikhail_harel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2014
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I just ate too much middle eastern food.

I falafel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captain_Carsten
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2018
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