Eariness Puns

A list of puns related to "Eariness"

I was in a corn maze.

I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.

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👤︎ u/Ixz72
📅︎ Nov 08 2021
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I am not a fan of the corn maze.

I feel like I'm being stalked, It's eary.

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👤︎ u/PensionNo8124
📅︎ May 05 2021
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Why are heads so creepy?

Because they are so eary

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👤︎ u/Geb69
📅︎ Jan 31 2021
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Did a corn maize the other day

I felt like I was getting stalked.

It was earie.

I’m sure I’ll get an ear full for this corn-y joke.

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👤︎ u/Scottspears89
📅︎ Oct 27 2020
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I've never been a fan of corn fields.

Something about them is just earie.

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👤︎ u/Schneef_Jerky
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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Eerie and tasteless.

What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent Van Gogh?
"You gonna eat that?"

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👤︎ u/capngloval
📅︎ Nov 07 2019
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I stumbled into a room where everyone's ears were missing.

I know it sounds EARy, but it wasn't.

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👤︎ u/U4gotmycheese
📅︎ May 03 2020
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Went through a corn maze today and didn't like it...

Had an earie feeling that I was being stalked the whole time.

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👤︎ u/SerbianTarHeel
📅︎ Apr 25 2020
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I once got lost in a corn maze as dusk settled and everything grew quiet...

It was earie.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Dec 19 2019
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Have you ever been to a corn field in the middle of the night

And felt like you were being STALKED It can feel very EARY Sorry about this pun being too CORNY The joke must really SHUCK

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👤︎ u/TwoTimedGamer
📅︎ Jan 25 2019
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Why is corn popular around Halloween?

Because it’s so earie

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👤︎ u/Hephsters
📅︎ Jun 17 2019
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You know what you call a body of water that listens to what you have to say?

Lake Eary

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👤︎ u/Clapton_Coil
📅︎ Mar 09 2018
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What body of water has the best hearing?

Lake Earie

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👤︎ u/evansdead
📅︎ Jan 10 2018
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In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked.

It was earie.

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👤︎ u/uhavethebiggay
📅︎ Sep 21 2020
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I thought I was being stalked in a corn maze once

It was very earie.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ May 19 2019
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