Eating Food Puns

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While eating Thai food, my daughter asked “Where is Thailand?”

I said right between winner-land and loser-land

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👤︎ u/rhoadsscholar
📅︎ Dec 06 2020
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A hungry man is more satisfied eating food than a man with full stomach.

Except if he is a cannibal.

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👤︎ u/kitianoxx
📅︎ Jul 08 2020
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At the restaurant, my family was nearly finished eating and I still had half a plate of food left. The waitress asked, "Do you wanna box for that?"

I replied, "No thanks, I'd rather wrestle for it!"

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👤︎ u/mistermajik2000
📅︎ Jul 06 2020
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My Muslim friend starts eating much junk food.

Now he is just Mu.

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👤︎ u/Mighty__Tor
📅︎ Mar 09 2020
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Baby Humpback: Dad. If you keep eating all the food and not saving any for me, I'm going to starve to death!

Dad Humpback: Nah. Whatever doesn't krill you makes you stronger.

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👤︎ u/scarecrow53
📅︎ Nov 19 2019
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Me and my date got tired of eating in dark restaurants, the food isn't even that great

Today we ate the dinner with delight.

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👤︎ u/wuchta
📅︎ Oct 05 2019
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My cat keeps eating my food.

I guess she thinks she's a purr-son

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👤︎ u/Wings0fIcarus
📅︎ Aug 03 2019
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Me and my brother, Victor, competed in a food eating contest...

He was declared Victor.

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👤︎ u/filthy-fuckin-casual
📅︎ Apr 09 2019
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What did a race car drive get after eating to much food

Indygestion

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👤︎ u/RetroRogue23
📅︎ Feb 22 2019
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A couple years ago I stopped eating food on thanksgiving for good

Cold turkey.

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👤︎ u/Swannyboy13
📅︎ Nov 28 2018
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When eating at an italian restaurant, watch your food carefully.

Someone might sieze your salad.

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👤︎ u/Calthropstu
📅︎ Apr 19 2018
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What does eating HIV tainted food do, you ask?

AIDS digestion.

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👤︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
📅︎ Oct 05 2018
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Never work out after eating German food.

It'll bring out the wurst in you.

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👤︎ u/Hydrosimian
📅︎ Feb 06 2018
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At dinner, I started eating my food with my hands...

Wife: ewww...use a fork. That's disgusting!

Me: I'm sure the food will taste as good as it did before-hand.

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👤︎ u/JamesTyree
📅︎ Aug 18 2016
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A dad and son are eating Chinese food together

Dad: son, what did you just put on your rice?

Son: soy sauce

Dad: hola, Sauce! Soy Papa!

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👤︎ u/Nothing_Nice_2_Say
📅︎ Mar 09 2018
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A Bull Eating Its Favorite Food imgur.com/gallery/PxMl3
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👤︎ u/TheJenkinsComic
📅︎ Oct 13 2017
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After spending the day eating vegetarian food

I falafel

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👤︎ u/akjohnston87
📅︎ Mar 01 2017
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My dad's answer to eating a lot of Thai food lately

Me: Let's order Thai food

Dad: Aren't you sick of eating food all the THAIme?

My mum eventually came in and didn't get the joke at all.

edit: Formatting

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👤︎ u/Posigen
📅︎ Oct 04 2013
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Eating indian food with some family

me looking through the menu: "I don't think I want any of the stuff on this page."

dad: "So you want naan of the above?"

me: "Ppbtch."

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👤︎ u/cubiekart
📅︎ Aug 29 2013
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Overheard while eating in a food court

The daughter was opening up a Taco Bell taco and said with some excitement "It's nacho cheese!"

Her dad looked at it and said, " I know it's not, it's yours."

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👤︎ u/figyros
📅︎ Dec 07 2013
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Eating sriracha makes me think that people in spicy food cultures...

... have buttholes lined with ass-bestos

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👤︎ u/hypoppa
📅︎ Oct 19 2015
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Eating food

I literally just dad joked a friend of mine

Him: sigh, I wish I could eat right.

Me: You know how to eat left then?

How could I not take the opportunity when it was there for the taking.

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👤︎ u/w33ksy92
📅︎ Oct 24 2014
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After Eating Food...

"Hey Dad, do I have anything on my face?"

"Sure! You've got a mouth, a nose, a couple of ears..."

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👤︎ u/bang_bang_
📅︎ Mar 31 2014
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Eating Chinese food.

After we finished our meal, dad grabs a fortune cookie and proclaims "It's gonna be my lucky day! My fortune is going to be the winning lottery numbers!" opens cookie -life is a tragedy...-

Laughter ensues.

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👤︎ u/AlkalineThrone
📅︎ Sep 30 2013
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