A list of puns related to "E Waste"
Math, physics, comp sci. The only easy class was "The American Century." Open book midterm and final, so he wasn't going to do any of the reading all semester.
βItβs a huge waste of time, Dad,β he laughed when I objected. βIβm not learning a damn thing in the class.β
βWell, then youβre just going to have to take that class over again,β I snapped at him.
βWhat are you talking about?β he yelped.
βYou know why, Gabe,β I said. βThose who donβt learn from history are condemned to repeat it.β
It would be a waste of time.
The Pillsbury Doughboy, remembered best as "Pop N Serve", and/or "Pop N Fresh", died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy will be buried in this lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities will turn out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The grave site is expected to be piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima will deliver the eulogy and lovingly describe Doughboy as "a man who never knew how much he was kneaded".
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.. He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop tart.
The funeral will be held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
Thatβs a lot of wasted votes
... huge waste of space.
Sorry, that joke wasnβt very good... three stars.
"Yeah, they're my high/wasted jeans."
Voting third party is a waste.
What happens when distance gets a boner? It gets a direction. Sorry for wasting your time.
Picking them up yet again was such a waste of thyme
1: it has to be a CompSci engineer, judging by the brainβs complexity
2: youβre wrong, it was a Mechanics engineer, look at the muscle and skeleton systems working as one
3: youβre both wrong, it was an Urban Planner, otherwise waste and entertainment areas wouldnβt be adjacent.
Please, don't waste my thyme!
It's a gross waste of resources.
I applaud the effort, but given how little space the trucks have in the first place, it seems like there's really not much room for waste to begin with. So, I've gotta ask...
How much food would a good truck chuck if a food truck could chuck food?
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying βOoh, I love how smooth it is.β
It's not because I think it's beneath me.
It's not because I wouldn't stoop that low.
It's because I consider it to be a waste of my talons.
Waste of time turns out hes got two left feet.
Waste of Space.
I know, I know, mediocre joke: 3 Stars.
At the end of it, the person that ran the course said, "Ok, buddy, so for the week you owe me...Β£380."
"I refuse to pay," I told him.
"You have to," he insisted.
"Well then, you'll have to fight me for it."
So we fought, and he absolutely battered me. Left me bloody, bruised and beaten.
He said, "Β£380. Cough it up."
"No," I told him, wiping my lip. "Because it was clearly a waste of money."
but got fired for wasting time. They said I had more PRESSING matters.
I know this might not be the place to post a question but I was wondering if any of you punny peeps can help me out? I got some free stamps and I want to mail a few potatoes out to my relatives. I know this is pretty stupid and a waste of time but I'm laughing at myself just thinking what their reactions and responses will be when they check their mailbox and see a potato. I want to write a potato pun somewhere on the potato. So of you're willing to help me do this; please leave me your potato puns for me to read and decide which ones I'll be using. Thank you for reading.
Either it goes to waste or it goes to waist
Itβs a waste of time.
"This is the 21st century" she said. "We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad".
I can tell you this... That fly never knew what hit him...
Waste Management
Dad, you'll just get stuck in traffic.
"Not if I go another way."
But you'll just be wasting petrol...
"No I won't. It's Diesel."
If theyβre not getting drunk, then theyβre getting wasted.
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer, he hears a voice and realises it's coming from the bowl of peanuts on the bar "Looking very smart tonight sir and that cologne is hitting all the right notes. Oh yes!"
Somewhat taken aback, but also feeling confident he goes to the Gents to buy some condoms. Just as he's about to put the coins in a voice comes out of the machine "Don't waste your money mate! You haven't got a chance with the ladies tonight."
Astonished at this he relays all this to the barmaid. "Ah, thats easy to explain, the nuts are Complimentary and the condom machine is Out Of Order.
But I felt the waste of effort when I found 2 mosquitos still in the room, now I will have to remove the screen to let the mosquitos out and reinstall it again
Nothing, just relax and waste the time.
(n) /ΛhoΚli ΚΙͺt/ - Solid biological waste excreted from a cow in India.
Don't waste your diamonds on a hoe
But it seemed like a waste of thyme.
It's a waste of time.
The gastrointestinal systems success is a complete human waste.
It was a waste of time...
She didn't want to waste it, but I assured her that throwing it away is the lesser of two weevils.
It's a waste of time.
I have lots of experience in waste management.
Starting a waste removal company and looking for some punny name ideas. Dirty puns allowed - I'll clean it up, if needed.
It's just a waste of time
And in the waiting room he found a chart with the qualities of a "good poop". It said that one of the main qualities In the best poops are that they sink. They don't float. So he comes home and shows us a copy of the chart.
Literally like 10 mins later my little sister comes out of the bathroom screaming that she had a great poop because it sank "just like the titanic".
My dad wastes no time and run into the bathroom to check on the toilet and looks at me with a face of satisfaction that told me he was gonna do it. Then he said it:
"That's some good shit right there".
...because it would be a waste of time
I was going to put my watch on my belt.
But I realised it was a waste of time.
Nah, just a waste of time.
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