Imagine my surprise when I saw my son was colored blue on Christmas morning.
As we paid the clerk asked if we would like a large bag for it. I instantly responded with "oh. I thought these new vacuums are bagless?".
Massive sigh from my girlfriend and not even a chuckle from the attendant.
They really suck.
Before today this guy had 22 subscribes. Since being posted on reddit, his subscriber count is much higher. Regardless, his Dad jokes are unparalleled.
"Do you know which president had the strongest stomach muscles? Abs Lincoln."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_owbX2VkcE
Edit: Au, thanks for the gold!
I hope it doesn't suck.
Myself and my wife and our youngest son went for breakfast this morning and she spotted a Dyson bladeless fan on the counter pointed towards the kitchen. 'Oh look, they've got one of those Dyson fans', she says. Obligatory Dad reply 'That's kinda cool...'. 'Oh my God', with rolled eyes and attempt to hide behind her menu while I crack up laughing.
Apparently this guy's YouTube channel is 100s of videos of dad jokes: http://youtu.be/jfC04AAnAb4
Just call me Dyson Fury.
Dyson!
Father: What a horrible way to Dyson
Joke sucked, I know
Dyson, Dyson.
Dyson
Don't do that I'll dyson!
Dyson
You do it with a hair dryer...
Cars guys will get it
This gift sucks.
What did the father vacuum say to the teenage vacuum as he throttled him?
Dyson!
You know me, just Dyson with death
Dyson
Me: "So, do you want to go to Blackbear, or the truck stop diner?"
Wife: "Blackbear"
M: "Okay, and afterwards, I want to stop by the Arco (gas station) and use the vacuum to clean the inside of the car"
W:"No, I hate going to that Arco, the vacuum there sucks"
M: "Isn't that what they're supposed to do?"
W: Rage intensifies
I told him you'll Dyson
"Dyson!"
Me Talking to a friend today
Me:nope I hate nature i prefer dysons Friend: Dysons? Me: Nature abhors a vacuum.
I fought him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death."
The lady, son, and I were in a retail store the other day when an annoucement was made over the PA system.
"Customer needs assistance in the vacuum cleaners"
I lean towards the wife and say, "Well this Hoover sucks. Oh, the Dyson it also sucks. To be honest, they all suck."
They call me Dyson Fury
Dyson.
He yelled: "Dyson"
Dyson.
Talk about Dyson with death
