Dry Socket Puns

As you may know, after you get a tooth pulled, you can't drink from a straw, or do anything that causes a suction effect, else you may get dry socket.

I told my wife that she should call her boss and say this will be her most productive week... because she's not allowed to suck at anything.........

Everyone but my wife laughed.

My sister was talking about the cheap sun dresses at Wet Seal, and he quips, "or you could try their sister store, Dry Socket"