I read an article about dried grapes recently
It was all about raisin’ awareness
Someone told me Trumps last order as president is to outlaw shredded cheese.
Hmm guess he wants to make America grate again 🤔
What‘s written on the gravestone of a shredded person?
What do you call seasoned and dried robot meat?
What do squid say when they smell something gross?
Wow, it really “inks” in here 💀
I used to have a job shredding cheese.
I wasn't too bad, but I could have been grater.
So my local dry cleaners got broken into
The robbers are said to have made a clean getaway
I went to the hardware store with a friend and the store had pallets of soil, seed, and fertilizer out front. We both stopped and looked at one of the pallets stacked high with bags of dried steer manure. The sign said, "Strict limit 2 per customer."
My friend looked at me and said, "I guess there's only so much shit you can take."
True story.
Sun dried laundry is always...
#1 cause of dry skin
My friend the snake charmer is marrying an undertaker. As a wedding gift I bought them some “Hiss and Hearse” towels.
Did you hear the Trump administration is thinking about making it illegal to sell pre-shredded cheese?
Apparently they want to make America grate again.
Why don't people take their bath cloths to the dry cleaners?
Because they don't wanna pay-per-towel!
As a rule of thumb ALWAYS have a squid on your side when you're in a fight
Why was the man not bothered or upset that someone had stolen all his dried grapes?
He had no raisons to be...
My kids made origami dinosaurs, then had them fight.
I don’t know how this will unfold.
My puppy chewed my Birkenstocks to shreds!
I heard Donald Trump is going to ban shredded cheese, and make America grate again.
also in the news:
Patients who have died or been admitted to intensive care with Covid-19 have been found to be deficient in a vitamin found in spinach, eggs, and hard and blue cheeses, raising hopes that dietary change might be one part of the answer to combating the disease.
Better not buy pre-shredded cheese
Because doing it yourself is grate
What is the number one reason for dry skin
My boyfriend asked me what's the leading cause of dry skin?
I like talking to my kids about the benefits of dried grapes.
It's all about raisin awareness.
Torque appropriated circumstances call for -in kind- repeat applied force when concerned with most of yer dried and salted pork products and jovial responses.
What do you call the section of hospital dedicated to squid?
Dried chillis are so unreliable.
There was once a old grape farmer, who had gone through many droughts. When his grapes had fallen and dried out, all he could say was....
Everything happens for a raisin.
The U.S. needs to stop selling pre-packaged shredded cheese!
Make America Grate Again!
Need shredded cheese but only have a block?
Use the block to play your guitar really hard...
Shred it......
Cheesy I know, but I think it's gouda
I live for dried grapes.
They are my raisin d'etre...
Donald Trump is reportedly banning the sale of pre-shredded cheese.
He wants to make America grate again.
Shout out to whoever first came up with the idea to shred cheese.
I try to tell everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes....
It's all about raisin awareness
My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he'd help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework.
So we did it squid pro quo
I thought of a shredded cheese joke.
Today I went out searching for shredded coconut coated in chocolate.
They call me The Bounty Hunter.
Did you hear about the shredded cheese shortage?
It’s time to make America grate again!
What’s the leading cause of dry skin
What is the leading cause of dry skin?
Why are Trump supporters so against shredded cheese?
They want to make America grate again.
What’s the leading cause of dry skin?
What’s the leading cause of dry skin?
Shredded cheese isn't just good
The leading cause of dry skin
What is the leading cause for dry skin?
What is the leading cause of dry skin?
Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is ?
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