I guess I was Tolkien in my sleep.
It was more of a fanta sea.
I just couldn't measure up.
I had the weirdest dream last night. I dreamt that I was a muffler and......I woke up exhausted.
"Stairs don't talk!"
Catching up to me was no small feet.
"Buying him gave me a porpoise in life."
This morning I woke up and my pillow was gone.
Today is the 13th anniversary of my father passing and this was my favorite joke that he used to tell. Enjoy.
But when I woke up I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.
Will beheading there tomorrow.
I’ll beheading there shortly
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But who am I to disagree?
I replied, “I'm on the toilet, please advise…”
Does that make a fart a nightmare of the stomach?
I was like, 0mg!
Dicing with death.
A nightmare
...it was terabull.
Not having much knowledge of the animals, he asks the owner to show him around and tell him about different breeds. "Sure, let's go," says the owner, and brings him over to the paddocks.
"So a lot depends on what you want the animal for," he says, and gestures to a powerful stallion running laps. "Over there, you've got your Type A horse: strong, fast, and a little unpredictable, but great if you want to get somewhere in a hurry."
"I think that'd be a little much for me," the man says, and the owner nods, then brings him over to see a mare quietly chomping at some hay in the shade. "This is a Type B horse - tends to be quiet and they're good companions, but not much for doing work."
The man pauses to think about what he wants the animal for, then looks over at a nearby pond and sees a horse swimming and diving over and over again. "What the heck is that one doing?" he asks the owner. "Oh, him? That's a C horse."
I don’t want a lot for Christmas.
You must be from Mars, eh?
It was never the right time, so he spent his whole life waiting.
She said, “What would you do when you finally see it?”
I said, “I’ll cross the bridge when I get there.”
Who am I to dis-a-brie?
But that sort of thing stick in your mind.
It was a night mare.
He has lofty ambitions.
I was like 0mg.
My wife said, “What are you going to do when you finally see it?”
Me: I’ll cross that bridge when I get there.
When I woke up I was so exhausted.
I woke up exhausted.
I was like, 0mg.
I was like, 0mg.
I was like 0mg
Turns out it was just a Fanta sea
I woke up exhausted!
When you dream in color, is it a pigment of your imagination?
and I woke up exhausted.
I was like, 0mg
