Pipe Dream Puns

I woke up exhausted!

Me: "Hey dad, I think I would like to teach abroad one day. What do you think?"

Dad: "Why? We got a broad right here!"

[Points at my mother]

Dad: "She's got a lot to learn too."

However his plans were nothing more than a pipe dream.

But it's just a pipe dream

A pipe dream

I guess it's just a pipe dream.

They said it was just a half-pipe dream

Pipe dreams.

I guess it was just a pipe dream.

But those were just pipe dreams

It's plumb crazy, but I have pipe dreams!

But it's just a pipe dream

Turns out it was just a pipe dream.

Because it is a pipe dream.

He said "don't be silly, that's a pipe dream"

I'm currently developing a game for my studies based on the old windows Game Pipe Dream (or Pipe Mania). It is two player and competitive where each player works for one of two rival companies. The game has a steampunk theme and each company is represented by a different colour. Green is Greenpunk Industries. I need your help, pun masters of reddit, in coming up with a pun for the Blue company.

My brother in law and I were looking for some PVC pipe in order to fix my pool filter. He was looking in a lot of places for for this one specific type of connector when he thought we found it. Unfortunately it wasn't even close and he threw his hands up in frustration.

I turn to him with a dead serious expression and said "don't give up on your pipe dream."

I got a very satisfying groan from him right after I said it.

Pipe dreams