I said, βThatβs Heinz sight for you.β
I said, "in a croc pot".
Finding where he is will enable the final count down
A Skelling-Ton
...but I couldn't catch them all.
Just doot
Towels
I said, βOf course, give me your pack.β
He handed over his pack of cigarettes and I took one out and gave it him back saying, βThere you go.β
βWhatβs that?β he said, all confused.
I said, βItβs a cigarette lighter.β
Do you get a-post-trophee?
Your welcome!
Turns out I came early.
Me (hiding a bag of tortilla chips): There's been a misunderstanding.
Because he ain't got no body.
King Philip III
She said "It was good, I did a Jillian Michaels."
To which I replied, "Wow! That's a lot of Michaels!!"
Hahahahaha I'm so funny.
...hands down...
Ba-by Stark doot doo doot doo doot doo....
A trombone.
He was driving; I was sitting shotgun. The moon in the sky was just a tiny sliver. I pondered out loud that "I wonder if it's waxing or waning." My dad said "waning? It's not even cwoudy!"
Couldnβt miss it. It peeled out right in front of me.
...but he does get cross.
"I'll have a beer, and a mop"
Heβs pretty bad to the bone!
He needed a doot canal
Just doot
