A list of puns related to "Dolphin Fish"
Me; "Not on porpoise"
He laughed 12 year old girl next to us cringed and said "porpoise... really?" Joke had desired effect.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
I work in sales and a man with the last name 'Salmon' ordered some goods from us, his Credit Card payment wasn't passing our credit rating. He asked me for some help and I said 'I dolphinately haven't seen anything this fishy in a whale'
He chuckled to himself and asked me 'Did you just make a fish pun on porpoise?'
Who know there were so many dad's out there!
Q : How would bottle-nosed dolphins smell if you cut their nose off? A : Still the same - just like fish.
I was telling my dad how dolphins get high by chewing on puffer fish toxins and all he could say was "How else would they get high, they can't light and smoke it"
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