I made some toast and refused to give our little doggo a bite. My kids asked why she looked so sad...
I told them she was lack-toast intolerant.
Did you hear about the doggo who went on a perilous journey?
He risked life and mlem.
I always see this really buff sea doggo at my local gym...
He's called Flex Seal.
Just want to reward good doggos
Wife: We just ate, why are you making pancakes
Husband: They're not for us, they're for the dogs
Wife: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?
Husband: Because they can't make the pancakes for themselves
You have been visited by Doctor Doggo
This three legged doggo, whom i wish I could adopt, has a great photography pun name, not too mention a badass story victoriahumanesociety.comβ¦
What's a doggo's favorite bread?
Puppernickel
How does a doggo store leftovers?
With pupper-ware.
What's the word for a doggo that just gave birth?
Mother pupper
Best for kids to tell it to (puritanical) adults
