I am not Down with the Sickness
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Me: Sure, because when they send email, they don’t care if you’re up.
He’s down with the sickness.
Always Tolkien in her sleep...
But I laugh more.
Nobody’s down with the sickness.
He was reeking haddock on the neighborhood.
Disturbed's lead singer just laughed like a monkey and said he was "down with the thiccness."
I guess you could say that the "Joker" without an R is just a joke.
I was tossing all night.
I was disturbing the peas.
The construction workers won a No bell Peace prize.
He said, “That was pretty methed up.”
As he was climbing over the wall, he sneered at me before dropping to the floor. I thought to myself "Well that's a little condescending".
Got down with the sock mess
He BEErly made it out alive.
But when I do it I’m “disturbing the peace” and “under arrest”
Because if it was it would be a foot
I guess that's because it's in "Do not Disturb" mode.
Because six, seven eight (think like yoda)
There’s a disturbance in the Norse
What a disturbing state of affairs
It was interested in the ma-cob.
I mean, that epic music really is disturbing! So many sax and violins!
Authorities claim he was found to be disturbing the peas.
Donut Disturb.
They were disturbing the peas.
He finds their faith of Lack disturbing.
'We had a very sweet patient today' http://imgur.com/L9dcVEK
Im helping clean out an old garage that's been filled with random storage for a couple decades. For the last 10ish years it's had a mouse problem.
A couple weeks ago I set out traps and none of us have had time to be there since. Came back today and three of the four had caught mice. Pretty happy with that.
I chucked out the carcasses and when I went to reset the traps I got a bit of a surprise and my comment drew my friend over.
"What's up?" he asks.
"Look at this," I reply, showing him the traps. "After the first three mice got caught another one came along, opened the lid, and ate the rest of the peanut butter. And then look at this! He stuck his nose into the fourth and are just enough of it not to trigger the trap!" Holding up the trap and showing the teeth marks in the peanut butter.
"That's...disturbing," he replies, "why'd you bait it with peanut butter though? Wouldn't fruit be better?"
"Well, I looked it up online, * and three out of four mice say it's to die for."
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Until the * I genuinely intended to say why. But it was too good to pass up.
Also, anyone have a cat I can borrow?
I tried quailing the disturbance with my shotgun, but I was just winging it. Better luck nest time.
Disturbance.
Speaking to my co-worker about Jason Pierre-Paul's disturbing firework incident to which he responds "yeah, he really blew it."
He found his lack of Faith disturbing
So last night I was sitting doing my homework and listening to music. The song that was on was the sound of silence cover by disturbed. I was just writing something down when my dad came in and I asked me what I was listening to. So I said "I'm listening to the sound of silence". And then he says "wow you're dumb I can obviously hear something". I the groaned and moaned for about 5 minutes.
"I just found out that Disturbed covered a song by U2."
"Really? Which one?"
"I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For."
"Well, I'm sure that if you keep looking you'll find the song they covered."
My friend had a really interesting job. One of those jobs you didn't know people could get.
tl;dr just read it, it's worth reading the whole description of the job
Before I moved, my neighbor's job was based in Antarctica. He worked with one of the research centers there, and his job was standing up penguins. I kid you not — when shipments arrived by air, like by helicopter or by airplane or whatever, the penguins would all look up with their tiny heads and look up so high they would fall over backwards. Now, penguins are super awkward in how they waddle everywhere, and so, not wanting to disturb the local environment, the research station had to have someone that could suit up and go out there and stand up penguins.
As soon as every shipment arrived, he would say, "Welp, better go suit up now," get into the whole penguin suit, and waddle out there all incognito and stand the penguins on their feet again. I'm sure they could have done it on their own, eventually, but the idea was to disturb the animals for as little time as possible.
I thought it was the most ridiculous thing when he told me, but he got the job through his dad's researcher colleague. Basically, the deal was they would get people to go down for 3-month periods (I think he ended up doing 6 months) and this was his occupation for that time. Actually, is plane flight there was one of the really cool parts: LA went to Sydney, which then went back across the Pacific to Buenos Aires. Then, on the final leg, he would finally go Buenos Aires to the research station. The planes actually had to be specially fitted for the job, though — Of course, you can't have typical runways in Antarctica because they'd get ice all over them and there'd be all these problems — so the planes had to have mechanics on board each flight who would, mid-flight, switch out the take-off wheels for the landing skis. Just like a sea plane, except it was a snow-plane. Coolest thing ever.
Oh, but the way he described working with the penguins was the best! Most of the time he'd just go out and stand them up, but sometimes one would hurt itself. Like one time one of them fell over backwards and hit its foot the wrong way, so he had to not only pick it up, but give medical help, too. He seriously had to prop up the penguin, take off his glove, and pull on each of the penguins little webbed toes, pull on their legs. Sort of like how I'm pulling your leg right now.
Jonathan Davis brought the corn and Fred Durst made biscuits but they were a little too limp. Marshal Mathers wasn't prepared, so all he could provide was some M&M's. Neil Peart had to leave early because he was in a rush, and the meal was so bad that it disturbed David Draimen.
Her: does cool vape smoke trick
Family and friends: clapping
Me: "oh look she got the clap" Groans and disturbed faces were made
I finished Season 4 of Breaking Bad last night and I texted my mom (who's seen the whole show) telling her about what I thought of it.
I said, "Yeah, Gus's death was pretty much the most disturbing thing I've ever seen on TV (alongside a certain Game of Thrones scene, but she doesn't watch that...)."
She replied, "Yeah, that whole finale was pretty mind-blowing."
Always Tolkien in her sleep...
He’s DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
