Dissertations Puns

A list of puns related to "Dissertations"

I have a friend who just finished her PhD in Botany. Instead of math and statistics, her dissertation is full of pictures of exotic plants.

She sure has a lot of photos in thesis.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Jun 04 2021
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My friend’s dissertation was on nerds who love palindromes.

He is now Dr.Awkward.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 05 2018
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My dad just finished his dissertation on the history of parentheses

He keeps on calling it his parentthesis.

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👤︎ u/Ollieacappella
📅︎ Nov 16 2018
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My son just finished his dissertation on Native American culture.

It's his Seminole work.

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👤︎ u/maxbarnyard
📅︎ Mar 30 2017
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Dadjoked my girlfriend late last night

She's been working nonstop on her dissertation for a few weeks now and is pretty exhausted. Came home from the library at 11:30/12 last night, and as she settled down to do more work:

"Right. Time to start working in earnest."

"Who's Ernest, and why are you working in him?"

she was not impressed

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👤︎ u/wbright92
📅︎ Apr 24 2014
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Dad was doing the crossword...

Dad: "Physics Nobelist Niels..."

Dad: "BOHR... Well I bet his dissertation wasn't exciting."

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👤︎ u/iamreh
📅︎ Dec 16 2014
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