A list of puns related to "Disowning"
since he was already Barry fast.
^(sighs)
My dad however, is very proud of me.
Because you can always be our bi-son, and even if you don't feel like shooting straight, we will always be trans-parent with you. You are loved.
They eventually reconciled after I got a promotion, but still consider me as a meh-son.
That's unreasonable.
Because he couldnβt grow a pear
They couldnβt stand that sheβd married a commentator
Mr11: My ear just started ringing.
Me: Have you tried answering it?
Mr11: ARGH! That is so not a funny joke. Do I have to be related to you?
She was telling me about this movie she watched called "Forget Paris"
I said "Forget what?"
"Forget Paris."
"Forget what?"
A father fish has a bad habit of disowning his son every winter..... . . . . . . Because its the wrong sea son.
mom: It's pretty chilly out side. me: I guess I should get a spoon and a bowl!
Then she threatens to disown me.
Background: My SO and I were at a flea market in LA the other day where there were food trucks scattered about. The one we chose to eat at specialized in grilled cheese (my favorite food). They had a sign saying they would cater special events... I asked how far of a radius they would travel. Cheese Griller: We actually have a few trucks between here and Texas. Me: None in North Carolina? Cheese Griller: Nope. Me: Well... are you looking for any francheesors?
SO immediately disowned me and walked away.
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