A vegan told me, "People who sell meat are disgusting!"
I told them "people who sell fruits and vegetables grocer"
Putting a seed in your body may sound disgusting at first,
I listen to every type of music except heavy metal
Because heavy metals are toxic.
(I -22f- have created this joke when i was 15, I was waiting for an opportunity to disgust people with it. So here you go reddit lol)
Today on the bus, I caught an absolutely disgusting low lying old pervert watching Porn..........
.......Over my shoulder!!!
Airline food is disgusting
It just isn’t on the same level as homemade and restaurant food
Last Christmas we bought a fake Christmas tree.
The guy behind the counter said to my dad, "Are you going to put it up yourself?".
Dad replied, "Don't be disgusting, I'm going to put it in the living room."
My friend, who happens to be a female sheep, made a clone of herself and had sex with her clone. My entire friend group was totally disgusted, but I encouraged it, and said...
So, I was debating this guy about world peace, and he argued that whirled peas sound disgusting!
I think that's called an ad homonym attack.
My 5 yr old girl told her first dad joke today: "Dad look what happened to my tooth!" Smiles and has a disgusting mouthfull of crunched up nachos.
"It's chipped!" Tears of pride and joy
Why are all of the other numbers disgusted with 288?
My rabbit soup was disgusting
The European Union is disgusting. Don't believe me?
I told my wife we were having liver and onions for dinner and she said that's disgusting!!
A fish tale
A small mouth is swimming behind a large mouth and the large mouth inconsiderately poops in his face. The small mouth spat out and cried in disgust and ire, "bass turd!!"
What do you call a disgusting home-made Halloween costume?
A coworker and I were talking about our boss behind her back during our lunch.
Later on she found out and said to us : "You disgust me".
And I said : "Yes, yes we did".
My wife threatened to leave me over my "filthy and disgusting habits".
I was so shocked I nearly choked on my toenails.
Did you know that doctors that perform circumscisions don’t make a lot of money for those operations?
They only get paid in tips.
I’ve always felt bad for the silverfish
Sure, I know they’re disgusting little bugs. But I started taking pity on the little guys after they only came in second in this poll of people’s favorite animals.
The winner, of course, was the goldfish.
I went to watch the cheerleading team perform but left in disgust
It was one big pyramid scheme.
What do you get when you eat a peanut butter & baked bean sandwich?
A fart that sticks to the roof of your butt.
English is disgusting...
It has such a gross vocabulary.
My son asked if he could give me a kiss...
"Disgusting! I'm old enough to be your father!"
What do you call a printer that is of royalty?
A vegan said to me people who sell meat are disgusting
I said people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer
A vegan said to me, “People who sell meat are disgusting!”
I said, “People who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.”
A vegan said to me that a person who sells meat is disgusting...
I said people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
A vegan said to me that people who sell meat are disgusting. I said to him people who sell vegetables are Grocer!
A vegan once said to me, people who sell meat to eat are disgusting....
I replied, people who sell fruit and vegetables to eat are grocer
Vegan: People who sell meat are disgusting!
Dad: People who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer.
As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting.
But apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer.
A vegan told me people who sell meat are disgusting
I said people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
A vegan said to me: people who eat meat are disgusting
I replied: people who sell fruit and veg are grocer
(Borrowed indefinitely without permission from @pakalupapito)
A vegan once said to me that people who sell meat are disgusting
I said people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer
A vegan said to me, people who sell meat are disgusting
I replied, people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
What is the most disgusting food?
Vegans think that people who sell meat are disgusting
But people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer.
As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting!
But apparently people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer
Last Christmas we bought a fake Christmas tree...
The guy at the counter asked my dad "are you going to put it up yourself?" To which my dad responded "don't be disgusting... I'm going to put it in the living room."
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